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"I am not a crazy chicken lady!!! I am a crazy chicken lady who has no chickens!!!!" (That was said while staring at myself in the mirror)

Glad to know that I want sweet birds!

EE and I also like the RIRs.

IDK... at least 12. If I can get them.

Not yet...

Haha! I'm chicken crazy and I don't even have chickens!

I did that too. They were pretty good at it!

"The rooster's are out of the coop!" (me to myself.) "I'll get you my pretty! If it's the last thing I do!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!" (me to the chickens we are babysitting) The whole story is that, while we were petsitting the neighbor's chickens, one of them escpaed. So I, being the quick...

The more advanced chicken math are things like the KFC principle, which states that roosters should actually be subtracted, because they may kill your other chickens.

Good. Let me know if any of you do not uderstand that. I may be able to help you.

Don't forget that 1+1 = 14. See, if you have one hen, and you add a rooster, you get 12 young pullets and cockerels, 1 hen, and 1 rooster. Or that your flock + new chicks always equals your flock + x, x meaning 36, because no matter what you plan, it is always better if they are even numbered...

"I got Susie a bucket of worms for her birthday. Do you think she will like it?" (My happy dance) "Sorry honey, I can't go. Oreo has pasty butt."