"Don't kick the turd- the floor stays clean till some buddy kicks a turd"
"I have to clip the chickens toe nails and wash her diaper"
"Give your birdie a hug and a kiss and put her night night "(to my 3 year old)
"The turd-in-ator"(chickens nick name)
"You wanna take a shower with your chicken or by yourself?"
"I slid in a Cadbury"(the brown oily poos"
"Lift ur butt off the toilet so I can throw this poop away"(to my husband)
"Where's the chicken?"
"Why isn't the chicken wearing her diaper?" (My husband). "Because I feel bad, she wore it all day" (me). "Do you think she feels bad for you cleaning up her crap all over?" (Husband)
"I have to clip the chickens toe nails and wash her diaper"
"Give your birdie a hug and a kiss and put her night night "(to my 3 year old)
"The turd-in-ator"(chickens nick name)
"You wanna take a shower with your chicken or by yourself?"
"I slid in a Cadbury"(the brown oily poos"
"Lift ur butt off the toilet so I can throw this poop away"(to my husband)
"Where's the chicken?"
"Why isn't the chicken wearing her diaper?" (My husband). "Because I feel bad, she wore it all day" (me). "Do you think she feels bad for you cleaning up her crap all over?" (Husband)