Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[CyndiChick]

"I don't care if the coop is bigger than your bedroom. The chickens are NOT moving into the house and you are NOT moving out there!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"So, you lost one chicken, and you got another one?" "No, no. I got four more. I was getting three, but an extra Easter Egger tagged along with me home."

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Dad! How come the chickens get their coop before my room is painted?"

 

[cluckcluck3499]

There are 3 of you and no you can have it-.... I said as an black austrolorp, an EE, and a BSL tried to "enjoy" my ice cream...I lost my ice cream..

 

[loveourbirds]

on the subject of medication for chicken addictions, I don't think they do offer a medicine. simply because no one knows what to call it. decluck? hatchacillin? coopill?

 

[miss heny]

on the subject of medication for chicken addictions, I don't think they do offer a medicine. simply because no one knows what to call it. decluck? hatchacillin? coopill?

 

[CherishHolland]

"Dad! How come the chickens get their coop before my room is painted?"

I told my husband as he was building the coop David it's not the Taj Mahal it is just a chicken coop. This was said after he installed a sunroof in the coop.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Quote:

I love it!!! Maybe I'll have to make some modifications to my chicken coop.

 

[mommameg]

Our funny remark requires a little back story! My husband cut the bottom off a 55 gallon drum to fill for our chickens and ducks to drink. Only problem is, our ducks like to swim in it and subsequently poop in it. So every few days we have to totally dump it all out and refill with clean water. Well, I hated just pouring it out on the ground, because I figured it would be really good for my garden. So one evening my daughter and I experimented and baled out the duck poo water and mixed it with clean water and watered the garden with it. (By the way, the plants LOVED it; they grew overnight!) But the funny thing I caught myself saying was, "C'mon Emily! Let's go get more duck poo water!" Made me chuckle to myself!

 

[PulletSurpriseWinner]

How about,

"Don't pick up (so and so), she just got poop foot."

"OMG, what's THAT Penny just caught... she's EATING it!!"

"Honey, (so and so) needs some vent work" (This during pasty butt period in chicks' lives)

While at farmstand, farmers' market, or produce aisle- "Hey, let's get this for the hens!"