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When your boss calls you a chicken whisperer.

You use eggs and garden produce for barter. I've bartered with my eggs for: honey, hatching eggs, use of a wood splitter, and green house fabric.

When you can take a bath or shower on your back deck (while enjoying the beauty of the night time sky) in November while in the process of a bathroom remodel. (gets a bit challenging when your feet slip on the ice on the way back in!) When you get visited by a flock of turkeys every day...

Do you deliver? And how many cu. yd's would that be???

When you drive past a yard with a pile of manure. Instead of wrinkling your nose, and saying... "Peeyu!" You start trying to figure out how many sq. yds. of manure are in that pile, and how best to get it moved to your yard. When you eagerly check the mailbox every day in the winter for new...

When I was a little girl, my idea of a thrill ride was to stand on the gate to the pasture, while the rams took turns butting it and trying to bounce me off. Then, I'd climb up on the grain barrel. It was an old wooden barrel with a wood top. I'd scoop the sweet grain out and munch on it...

That's not fair. How uncouth! Hope you salvaged the meat.

When you consider it to be a romantic evening date, when you and hubby are alone, outside, on a crisp clear night, under the stars... stacking fire wood.

You know you're country, when hubby is patiently waiting in the car for you on Sunday morning. But, you go out the back door to hose the chicken poop off your sneakers before going to the car so you won't track chicken poop all over the red carpet at church.