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  1. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    You got me mad that you have not contacted animal control to have the guy taught how to care for his animals or have them removed for abuse. I am sorry to sound gruff but if they are as bad off as you indicate that is animal abuse and they have no voice for themselves, and someone needs to speak up.
  2. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    I never lived on a farm but lived in the country all my life (2 miles from cable, a mile from natural gas lines and 8 miles from the city bus lines) but at 12 years of age helped butcher some pigs at my grand parent's farm. never saw an animal field dressed before, wasn't "pleasant" but I was by...
  3. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Funny my mom was raised on a farm after she married my dad insisted upon living in the country and she didn't want any sort of rural lifestyle for me and my siblings other than raising a big garden. and she was upset when one sibling got a 2 year ag degree....
  4. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    you might like the results if you want artificial insemination as the end product, other than that I would think you probably won't.....
  5. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Quote: I am sure there are people whom "rent" billy out for those services, I know that it is done that way in some cases for cattle, horses and dogs. so I figure that it's just finding out whom to ask.
  6. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Quote: The third Thursday of the week directly after February 30th, should suffice. I have people asking me when I will be married, I tell them February 30th, most ask then "to who?" unfortunately most of these people the people whom call me their biological child say I share DNA with these...
  7. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    that was probably because he wasn't sure of the correct term (if there was a different word for fowl) and also to prevent being vulgar. I would much rather see someone try to be polite and interested in asking a question they wish to know the answer to rather than remain ignorant or vulgar.
  8. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    half and half is half milk and half cream, I thought everyone knew that.
  9. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    Isn't that skim milk? I have seen skim, 1/2, 1, 2 percents and whole never "0" percent.
  10. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    I had a pub;ic speaking class and one girl knew some Amish and she was telling the class that the Amish trian their horses how to get home so if the kids who are in the time when they are allowed to enbibe in the outside world and get high on drugs or drunk the horse can get them home. it was...
  11. oldrooster

    Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

    7 biddies, my parents noticed my spelling wasn't doing well in 2nd grade and couldn't figure out why I copied the word only three times after copying it from the book instead of the "standard teen times" I told them the teacher wanted that and she said if we copied it more on our page she would...
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