Best joke EVER

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Chicky131

Chicky131

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Nov 20, 2010
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I think the most popular chicken joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but there has to be better chicken jokes out there! Post a Chicken related joke below!! "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "Why?" "Because it was the chickens day off!!!"
 
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. BTW,
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Why did Barak Obama's chicken cross the road?

To get some change.

Why did Jimmy Carter's chicken cross the road?

Because they put up a new little habitat for humanity coop there.

Why did W's chicken cross the road?

Stategery.

Why did the Colonel's chicken cross the road?

What chicken?

I'm bad too. make you feel any better?
 

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