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I think the most popular chicken joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but there has to be better chicken jokes out there! Post a Chicken related joke below!! "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "Why?" "Because it was the chickens day off!!!"

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post #2 of 33

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

Duct tape is like the Force; it has a dark side, a light side, and it's what holds the universe together.
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Duct tape is like the Force; it has a dark side, a light side, and it's what holds the universe together.
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post #3 of 33

How did the lolly pop cross the road? it was stuck to the chicken.

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"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a corn field" Dwight Eisenhower
Yep. And he said that before fire ants took over.
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post #4 of 33

why did the raccon cross the road?
he was following the chicken.

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There is no justification for the slaughter of innocent children in the name of "Women's rights."

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post #5 of 33

Why did the farmer cross the road?
He was after the raccon

"and We Know That All Things Work Together For Good To Those Who Love God, To Those Who Are The Called According To His Purpose."  Romans 8:28                                                                                                                              Thanking GOD for all His mighty blessings!! 
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"and We Know That All Things Work Together For Good To Those Who Love God, To Those Who Are The Called According To His Purpose."  Romans 8:28                                                                                                                              Thanking GOD for all His mighty blessings!! 
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post #6 of 33

Why did the redneck cross the road?
He thought the chicken was fried.

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My Savior is alive and he cannot be destroyed.  He is the way, the truth, and the life and there is no way to Heaven besides through Him.  He is the ONLY way.  If you do not have him you have nothing.  The first and greatest commandment is love the Lord your God with all of your heart, soul, mind, and strength.
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post #7 of 33

Why did the chicken cross the road?     To prove to the possum that it could be done...

No matter how much we push the envelope it is still stationary......
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No matter how much we push the envelope it is still stationary......
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post #8 of 33
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.   BTW, yuckyuck

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post #9 of 33

How did the slide get to the chicken? It did made a road slide. (Sorry I'm really bad at this)

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Bantimna.....or you could view My Scroll
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post #10 of 33

Why did Barak Obama's chicken cross the road?

To get some change.

Why did Jimmy Carter's chicken cross the road?

Because they put up a new little habitat for humanity coop there.

Why did W's chicken cross the road?

Stategery.

Why did the Colonel's chicken cross the road?

What chicken?

I'm bad too. make you feel any better?

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"With God, ALL things are possible."

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Former keeper of hens, life isn't much fun without chickens... but

 

"With God, ALL things are possible."

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