A bird haunting...not for faint of heart..

[Bunnylady]

I don't think you're being paranoid at all Ralphie. I'd say those evil birds have given you every reason to worry. (This is me, being reassuring.)

. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .

 

[Tumbling K]

. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .

she may get pronged!!

 

[N F C]

. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .

she may get pronged!!

Gored or pronged, I'm sure it's all good fun.

 

[duluthralphie]

Gored or pronged, I'm sure it's all good fun.

As much as I appreciate you support, I have to tell you. You are wrong.




Being involved in a good goring or pronging while fun, how fun really depends on if you are the Prongee or Goree or the pronged or gored.....IMHO

 

[Bunnylady]

Suddenly, I realize why NFC has recently employed Bam Bam, the Battle Cat - everyone "in the know" is familiar with their efficiency at keeping homes and businesses jackalope-free.

 

[N F C]

Suddenly, I realize why NFC has recently employed Bam Bam, the Battle Cat - everyone "in the know" is familiar with their efficiency at keeping homes and businesses jackalope-free.

Let's hope it works!

 

[Bunnylady]

If you see any jackalopes, you have every right to take him to task about lying down on the job (well, come to think if it, he's a cat, they do that anyway)

Maybe Ralphie could employ one to defend his home?

On second thought, that might not be a good idea - zombieism seems to be contagious to cats:

 

[sourland]

she may get pronged!!

Is that a good or bad thing?

 

[room onthebroom]

You all know me as being reasonable and loaded with common sense and taking things in stride and never getting carried away with anything. I appreciate how you all seek me out to learn the little things you need to get through you lives.

I never have a problem telling you the simple facts...

But today I need your help......

I was stared at by a rose breasted Grossbeak for over 5 minutes. It just sat there and gave me the evil eye. I am starting to worry. Are the wild birds here all infected with Zombism or whatever it is they have??


Or am I being a tad paranoid? As I read that last line I realize how silly that sounds...

I think deep in your heart you already know that this yet another reincarnated duck seeking revenge. You might do a quick calculation of how many ducks you've wronged just to see how many more are gonna start coming for you.

 

[Athaid]

I heard they aways go for the eyes.. But try not to worry about that