. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .I don't think you're being paranoid at all Ralphie. I'd say those evil birds have given you every reason to worry. (This is me, being reassuring.)
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. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .I don't think you're being paranoid at all Ralphie. I'd say those evil birds have given you every reason to worry. (This is me, being reassuring.)
she may get pronged!!. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .
. . . . Says the lady who is going to get gored by a jackalope any day now . . . .
she may get pronged!!
Gored or pronged, I'm sure it's all good fun.
Suddenly, I realize why NFC has recently employed Bam Bam, the Battle Cat - everyone "in the know" is familiar with their efficiency at keeping homes and businesses jackalope-free.
she may get pronged!!
You all know me as being reasonable and loaded with common sense and taking things in stride and never getting carried away with anything. I appreciate how you all seek me out to learn the little things you need to get through you lives.
I never have a problem telling you the simple facts...
But today I need your help......
I was stared at by a rose breasted Grossbeak for over 5 minutes. It just sat there and gave me the evil eye. I am starting to worry. Are the wild birds here all infected with Zombism or whatever it is they have??
Or am I being a tad paranoid? As I read that last line I realize how silly that sounds...