A few rules to live by with chickens....

[The Chicken Lady]

If you want to pick up your rooster and carry him around, don't do what I did.

Don't hold your big, fat rooster's butt over your feet while wearing your favorite shoes after he's spent the entire afternoon with his face in the mash dish.

 

[Fudgie]

Rule: When zip tying the extra predator protection to the bottom of the cage run, DO NOT put the zip ties in your mouth with chickens running round.....OUCH!

You all are cracking me up.....this is hilarious!

 

[skeeter9]

Rule: Don't sit there like an idiot while your hens closely admire your beautiful blue eyes, 'cause what they're really doing is figuring out how to snatch your contact lens out of your eye!!! (try explaining that one to your husband!!!)

Rule: Don't allow 4 teenage girls to walk in chicken territory with their spurs on. Have you ever seen a flock of chickens chase down said teenages while pecking the jingle-bobs on their spurs and making enough ruckus to wake the dead??? Dang, that was funny!!!!!

 

[skeeter9]

Forgot one -

Rule: Don't use your own pillow to pose your chicks on for pictures!!! (Use your DH's!!!!

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[rooster-red]

Quote:
ARRRGGGGH!!!

 

[RockyToggRanch]

If the garage door was left open during the day...expect gifts to be falling from the rafters at dusk. If you're mad at your hubby...don't warn him and ask him to fetch something from the garage

 

[rooster-red]

If you're feeding your flock a bowl of yogurt, set the bowl down and RUN!

Unless you really want a yogurt bath.

 

[WriterofWords]

Quote:
ARRRGGGGH!!!

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee186/rooster_red/Pict6094.jpg

Oh my gosh,,,, I hope you are doing better?

 

[4kidsandafarm]

Oh and warn everyone about putting chickens too close to their eyes! My 2 year old learned the hard way. Eyelashes look like warms!

 

[Chickie my my]

yes I know I wear false lashes and me Barr Rock thought it was a bug...lol