House under siege in northern MI, 6 degrees, 2 feet of snow.
Male cardinal engaged in guerilla warfare campaign targeting all glass windows located on northeastern quadrant of domicile. Cardinal calls his reflection inflammatory names prior to repeated attacks at alternating locations.
Cardinal's wife has left male cardinal to engage in barfights at his leisure with windows, doors, vehicles, and vehicle mirrors.
Human inhabitants within domicile rendered sleepless after ineffectual adoption of the following defensive strategies:
Domicile now rivals a funhouse in appearance with eclectic additions of soap scum mixed with highlighter on exterior window glass, red, green, blue, and orange chip bag clips holding up screens and shower curtain window coverings, with full-sized mirrors placed at various angles surrounding exterior walls half-buried in snow.
Outmanuevered inhabitants seek outside advice as all peaceable agreement attempts are rapidly approaching an undesirable conclusion.
Male cardinal engaged in guerilla warfare campaign targeting all glass windows located on northeastern quadrant of domicile. Cardinal calls his reflection inflammatory names prior to repeated attacks at alternating locations.
Cardinal's wife has left male cardinal to engage in barfights at his leisure with windows, doors, vehicles, and vehicle mirrors.
Human inhabitants within domicile rendered sleepless after ineffectual adoption of the following defensive strategies:
- Grid drawn on exterior window glass with highlighter (disregarded by cardinal)
- 2 x 2 Grid drawn on exterior of windows with bar of ivory soap (also disregarded by cardinal)
- Exterior screens cut to size, mounted with binder clips to vinyl trim
- Full-length mirrors
Domicile now rivals a funhouse in appearance with eclectic additions of soap scum mixed with highlighter on exterior window glass, red, green, blue, and orange chip bag clips holding up screens and shower curtain window coverings, with full-sized mirrors placed at various angles surrounding exterior walls half-buried in snow.
Outmanuevered inhabitants seek outside advice as all peaceable agreement attempts are rapidly approaching an undesirable conclusion.
Cardinals at the birdfeeder and singing in the pine trees are great but scarlet avengers on a window crusade at 6am are not. Trying to save him but he is too busy barfighting!
