Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[little farmer]

Junior: Aww, Ella, who is it??
Bisquick: Junior, do not interfere with other people's personal lives.
Junior: Who said I was interfering?
Buttermilk: Mir, do you like Pepper??
Snap: Guys, how come Mom blocked off our laying area. I'm trying to hatch some eggs in there!!
Buttermilk: Snap, Mom blocked it off cause you are brooding, and she wants to break your broodiness.
Snap: *GAPS* SHE DOES!!!
Buttermilk: MMhm.
Bisquick: Guys, when's Mom coming out for the morning?
Junior: Who knows?
Buttermilk: Guys, I'll call her. *squawks really loud.*
Bisquick: OW!! BUTTERMILK YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!
Buttermilk: Sorry!! I was just alarming Mom that she needs to come.
Snap: I just want her to un-block the bedroom (their laying area)
Junior: It's a good thing that she blocked it, now you can actually do stuff Snap instead of hibernating in our bedroom.
Snap: Junior, you do not understand.

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: Well, there was a cute cockerel in the feed store, but he didn't move and his name was 'picture' or something. *whispers in Junior's ear, "But Pepper's cute too. *giggle*

Mir: *looks up at Snap* What's a brood?

 

[little farmer]

Snap: Mir, when a hen goes broody she wants to hatch her eggs, and I want to hatch my eggs, but my Mom blocked off my bedroom. But, I think the broodiness might be wearing off me now.
Junior, Bisquick, and Buttermilk: YESSSS!!!!! FINALLY!!!
Snap: Hey!! Guys, that's not nice.
Buttermilk: Well, it's not fun having you be crabby all day.
Snap: Think what you want Buttermilk, but remember you've gone broody 5 times before so think how I feel.

 

[Malibu99]

Mir: I WANNA TRY!!!!
Ella: UHNO. I've been around broodies before. My sister is NOT going broody. On another note, Malibu got this pet 'snail'. She made it a house... Why don't I get a cool house like it? D:

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Aw, it's okay Ella. Malibu was very nice to give you your own coop, so that the big girls didn't peck on you and Mir.

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Oh yea, Mir, NEVER go broody!! And tell your sister Ella not to either!! Broodies are SO cranky. >

 

[TechnoCat]

Amulet: *fluffs self* Harrumph!!! It's an outrage!!! We haven't seen our food lady for DAYS.
Pepper: I think it's quite nice, actually. Food lady won't get mad at me for digging in the mulch garden.
Amulet: No, but Biggy will!!
Pepper: NOOOEZ, NOT BIGGY...
Amulet: >-> Don't mind her, she's super paranoid about Biggy.
Pepper: 0//////0 Can you keep any secrets?
Amulet: Well... You are my sister, and I'm supposed to love and support you and keep all your... Nah, I'm good.
Pepper: O/////////O

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: TheKickedCowboy still needs to give me the chickens that are joining names........ *HINT HINT*
Junior: And when he does I will scribble them down!!!
Bisquick: No, Junior, you'll actually scribble
Junior: Bisquick, ever notice that you're a buzzkill?
Bisquick: No, cause I'm not
Junior: Well- ah, fine, I don't have a good comeback
Bisquick: *smirks at Junior*

 

[Malibu99]

Ella: *fluffs up and stands next to Junior* Hai.
Mir: *Flaps around like a crazy chicken*
Ella: Mir?
Mir: GET IT OFFFFFFFFFF
Ella: Never. *smirk*
Mir: PLEASEEEEE
Ella: Malibu put it on you for a reason.
Mir: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Ella: Coconut oil isn't THAT bad...
Mir: IT IS WHEN IT'S ALL OVER YOUR BEARD!!!
Ella: I don't have a beard.
Mir: *cry*

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Hi-uh Ella. Guess what?
Bisquick: No, Junior, don't say it
Junior: MOM ORDERED US DIAPERS!!!
Bisquick: *cringes* OOhhh, the sound of it makes me crings
Junior: Why Bisquick:
Buttermilk: Yea, why? All the super model chickens wear diapers
Bisquick: Well, I'm not a super model am I?
Buttermilk and Junior at the same time: No.
Snap: Bisquick, what's wrong with diapers?
Bisquick: Diapers are for babies.
Junior: Who said?
Bisquick: Me. Now fluff your feathers, and go bug someone else, Junior.
Junior: *gives Bisquick a death stare*
Bisquick: Hey!! Junior, I didn't say anything, I mean, if looks could kill!!
Junior: Yes, that's the concept. I'm trying to kill you.
Buttermilk: JUNIOR!!!
Junior: Well, sorry!!! It's not easy being the youngest.
Buttermilk: Well, you don't need to 'kill' someone with your looks.
Junior: *hmph* You try getting insulted by Bisquick 30x a day. See how you like it.
Snap: Well, there's no arguing in that, Butter.
Buttermilk: Yea, that's true.