Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[AraucanaAnnie]

Akira: I lay eggs on the floor all the time! To protect them from Mommy...
Midge: Whoa, Pippy already hatched?!?! I thought she was due March 28th!
Louise: Midge, get off me! You're smushing my comb!
Midge: Sorry! It's really cramped! Henny, shoo!
Henny: I can't! Audrey's pressed against my side!
Audrey: Well Penny's crushing me!
Penny: No! You're crushing me!
*all chickens fighting*
Akira: You guys do know you're all cramped into a quarter of the coop right?
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At a hatchery...
Sundira: *meditating* Om.....Om......Om........
Elizabeth: Sunny! I'm bored!
Sundira: You're always bored. You have the attention span of a squirrel!
Elizabeth: A what?
Sundira: Oh, they're fearsome beasts with razor sharp teeth and claws that prey on annoying chicks. You know.
Elizabeth: I'll be quiet!

 

[UnderHisWings]

Quote: Princess: I always lay in the same nestbox.
Gertie and Lady: So do I -hey!
Lady: That's the only way the people know who lays on which day.
Princess: It's nice- we never have to be without a nesting box, since there' four boxes and four hens!
Terry: And I haven't even lain in them yet! oh well, I don't really mind.
Gertie: AracaunaAnnie gang, why do you need saddles? I mean, you don't have an (annoying) rooster...
Flint: Ahem.
Lady: Just making a fashion statement?

 

[little farmer]

(Yes, I know it's ridiculous. Oh wells. It holds me off. XD Don't worry I know they'd be like a half a year already if they had hatched. Yes, I know my though process, sometimes it isn't too strong. XD)
Bisquick: Grammi gave us french toast today!!!!
Buttermilk: It was soooo yummyyyyyy.
Snap: People took pictures of me for the cockerels. They called them suns. There's only one sun!!!!

 

[CherokeeFlats]

Tucker (roo) -- can I join??

 

[UnderHisWings]

Captain Flint: Lucky! I wish the people would come out and give us treats like that!!!
Princess: Wait- why were they taking pictures of you, Snap?

Edit:

Captain Flint: Yay! Another rooster!!! I think it's fine for you to join.

 

[CherokeeFlats]

Captain Flint: Lucky! I wish the people would come out and give us treats like that!!!
Princess: Wait- why were they taking pictures of you, Snap?

Edit:

Captain Flint: Yay! Another rooster!!! I think it's fine for you to join.

Tucker: Thanks! I just moved to a small farm in IL. My new family is awesome. But, I didnt come alone. I have 6 girls with me.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Yea!! Welcome aboard!!! If you like you can add a signature line.
Buttermilk: You can look at our signature. You'll see the things in it.
Snap: Anyways, you can make your signature line look like this:
Member of team ____ Chattin' on the very first chicken chat thread!
Bisquick: You can fill in the blank with the following names.
Bisquick
Buttermilk
Snap
Junior
Omelette
Pippy
Hedwig
Snap: Junior was our sister. She died a little over a month ago.
Buttermilk: Omelette Pippy and Hedwig are our soon-to-be sisters. They're chicks coming in the mail.
Bisquick: If you'd like you can make words links to the thread and stuff-- but that's up to you!!!
Snap: Have fun!!

 

[UnderHisWings]

Gertie: Tucker, What breed are you? I'm an easter-egger.

 

[CherokeeFlats]

Gertie: Tucker, What breed are you? I'm an easter-egger.

Tucker: I'm an eaaster egger too!!!!

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Coool!!! Pippy our new sister will be an EE.
Bisquick: Me and Butter are New Hampshire Reds.
Snap: I'm a Barred Rock. Junior was a Barred Rock bantam, Omelette is gonna be a Buff Orpington and Hedwig will be another Barred Rock!!