Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[earlybird10842]

Elanor: Mommy cleaned our coop, scrubbed our waterer, and redid our dustbath!
Marianne: I wish she cleaned it weekly instead of bi-weekly.
Sophia: It stays clean until about wednesday of the second week, then it is apparent if needs cleaning. It would be a waste of bedding to clean it weekly.

 

[chickencrazy429]

All chickens: MOM CLEANED OUT THE COOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippy: It's AM-A-ZING dustbathing shavings!!!!!!
Hazel: I love it SO much!!!
Hedwig: THERE ARE SHAVINGS IN THE LOFT AND NESTBOX!!!
Buttermilk: Oh my word, this is perfect. I feel so much cleaner now that I took a dustbath!!!
Bisquick: I LOVE these shavings.
Snap: I LOVE having a clean coop!!!
Omelette: *on the phone*
Snap: Who ya calling, Ommy?
Omelette: The neighbors, they're gonna come over and dustbathe.
Buttermilk: WELL WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP GUYS!!!
All chickens except for Buttermilk: IT IS CLEANED UP BUTTERMILK!!!

 

[BellChell123]

MatingDance24: Oooh, Chickies! Can I come over and bathe with ya? ;-)

RhodeIsleScarlet: STOP FLIRTING!

bestestegglayer: NO!!!!!! DONT STOP!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

MatingDance24: Sounds like someone's jealous, eh Rhode?

RhodeIsleScarlet: I am not jealous! I have a wonderful Roo who takes excellent care of me!

MatingDance24: Ooh, good cover!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Feel ya, Buttermilk! Took a dustbath today for the first time in like a month and a half....ahh....

 

[Just1Me]

DapperDuck: Mayeth I joineth this continuous thread of fowl speaking?

 

[earlybird10842]

DapperDuck: Mayeth I joineth this continuous thread of fowl speaking?

Sophia: Yeah, go right ahead!
Marianne: You can register one or more fowl.
Elanor: Welcome new members! we've had a shortage of new members and posts lately.

 

[Just1Me]

DapperDuck: Great thanks to you, friends! I shall seek out neweth "members" for this thread.
CrazyWildHen: Hi.
DapperDuck: Ah! I haveth found a "member!" Good evening to you, Hen of Happiness!
CrazyWildHen: Same 2 u.
DapperDuck: Forgiveth me!!! I know not what you say!
CrazyWildHen: *Same to you. What are you, 90?
DapperDuck: Thee is of incorrect! No offense to thee, but thee is stricken wrong, I am of 4 years of age. Ah! and what great years of joyeth and peace they have been!
CrazyWildHen: Dude... Chill.
DapperDuck: Chill? I am not of cold, but the out of doors are chilly!
CrazyWildHen: I have no idea what u r saying.

 

[BellChell123]

RhodeIsleScarlet: Hello, DapperDuck. How're you?

MatingDance24: Oooh, do you have a crush Rhode?

RhodeIsleScarlet: I just said, "Hello." What's wrong with you??

bestestegglayer: OTHING IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!! HES WONDERFUL1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MatingDance24: Of course I am! I'm beautiful, wonderful, splendid!

moderator_33: MatingDance24, we've been getting reports of you saying offensive things. Please stop, or you will be kicked out.

MatingDance24: Sorry.

bestestegglayer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OFFENSIVE!!!"??? HES WONDEFUL.

moderator_33: That's not for me to say.

bestestegglayer: YEAH YORE JUST STUPID!!!!!!!!!

moderator_33: I suggest you stop insulting me, or you will be kicked out.

MatingDance24: Stop insulting the moderator!!!!

RhodeIsleScarlet: Insult the moderator!!

bestestegglayer: STUPID STUPID DUMBO!!

bestestegglayer has been banned from this chat thread.

 

[Just1Me]

CrazyWildHen: Wow...
DapperDuck: Indeed! I never knew my looks were satisfying to-eth thee fowl. Egad! I am blushed.
CrazyWildHen: No seriously dude... CHILL!
DapperDuck: What-eth is this "Chill" you speak of? Art thou cold?
CrazyWildHen: Look, you need to calm down, I'd bring a moderator in, but they left, and I know not where.
DapperDuck: You dare kick me out? Listen well, young one--
DapperDuck has been kicked out by CrazyWildHen
CrazyWildHen: I'm listening...

 

[BellChell123]

RhodeIsleScarlet: No, let him back in! He's nice!

MatingDance24 has changed his name to scratchnpeck.

scratchnpeck: Hello, Lovely!

RhodeIsleScarlet: Hello, scratchandpeck.

scratchnpeck: No, scratchNpeck. Not scratchANDpeck.

RhodeIsleScarlet: But you're implying that you stratch AND peck. Therefor, scratchandpeck.

scratchnpeck: Well, yes. But it's catchier if it's scratchnpeck.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Do you want to be understandable, or "catchy?"

scratchnpeck is offline.