Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Fluffballs]

Lady: You like Shakespeare! So do I! Sadly, we don't have that many books in our coop... Have you read any of the works of Geoffery Chaucer, also? His Nun's Priest's Tale (from the Canterbury Tales) was wonderful! It was about a rooster named Chanticleer. What a beautiful name!

Gertie: Oh, goodness. She's fangirling over a fictional character.

Lady: I fangirleth not!

Princess: SERIOUSLY!!! "Fangirleth?"

Lady: Pardon me, however methought it wouldst be enjoyable to speak as DapperDuck speaketh.

Terry: You're ridiculous.

 

[earlybird10842]

Lady: You like Shakespeare! So do I! Sadly, we don't have that many books in our coop... Have you read any of the works of Geoffery Chaucer, also? His Nun's Priest's Tale (from the Canterbury Tales) was wonderful! It was about a rooster named Chanticleer. What a beautiful name!

Gertie: Oh, goodness. She's fangirling over a fictional character.

Lady: I fangirleth not!

Princess: SERIOUSLY!!! "Fangirleth?"

Lady: Pardon me, however methought it wouldst be enjoyable to speak as DapperDuck speaketh.

Terry: You're ridiculous.

Elanor: Meetooeth!

 

[Just1Me]

DapperDuck: Egads! I am blushed! I never-eth thought that thee would enjoy-eth my speak-eth! Especially since Hen of Happiness (CrazyWildHen) laugh-eth at me!

CrazyWildHen: Rlly dude?

DapperDuck: What-eth?

CrazyWildHen: Really dude? You're kind of throwing me under the bus here...

DapperDuck: "Bus?" I see-eth no bus here! Gadzooks! Art thee hallucinating?!!

CrazyWildHen: Seriously if you don't shut up, so help me I will Removed by moderator.

moderator_33 Please refrain from this sort of language or we will be forced to remove you.

DapperDuck:

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: But, Mister Moderator, why wouldst he be banned for his speech? I see would think that speech such as "rlly" and "u 2" is more offensive than "thou" and "enjoyeth," meaning no offense to CrazyWildHen whatsoever. Anyway, who art thou, O moderater? Art not the Bisquick, Buttermilk, and the others our moderators? Thank you. *curtseys*

Princess: Debates on a chat thread. Whatever next?

 

[Just1Me]

moderator_33: Sorry, Lady, we nearly banned, CrazyWIldHen, for her speech to, DapperDuck. We'll leave you to your moderating now. We're just ghosts that float from thread to thread moderating people. Forever stuck in this endless interwebs...

CrazyWildHen: OFFENSE TAKEN, LADY!

 

[BellChell123]

RhodeIsleScarlet: CrazyWildHen! Be nice to DapperDuck! He's sweet!

scratchnpeck: You so like him.

RhodeIsleScarlet: STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

scratchnpeck: Do you deny it? You even used all caps! You never use all caps.

RhodeIsleScarlet:....no. But I don't confirm it either! And I'll use all caps if I want!

scratchnpeck: You are head over heels for him!

RhodeIsleScarlet: Leave me alone!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Bisquick: WOW!!! There is SO much activity now!!!
All chickens: HAAAAALELUGHIAH!!! HAAAAAAALELUGHIAH!!!!!!
Buttermilk: Guys, do you know what instagramcracker is?! (instagram)
Snap: If you do, and if you have one... Mommy made us an account!!
Hedwig: TO POST PICTURES OF MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Snap: Not quite...
Hazel: No one cares, Hettie.
Hedwig: HEY!!!
Bisquick: *breaks up fight* ANYWAAAYS-- The username isss:
@chickening_around
(the @ sign is the tag...)
Omelette: Are you guys entering in the video contest???
Pippy: Mommy did a video of us! You guys should enter too!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Oh, boy. With great power comes great responsibility, and with gread member conversation comes great drama and moderation.
Elanor: I can't remember a time on the thread this active!
Marianne there were times...coming up on the BBSJ flashback!

 

[earlybird10842]

Pebble: mmmmmm those were yummy blueberries.
Sienna: You didn't give me my fair share!
Pebble: *snort* uh huh
Sienna: NU HUH!
Crumpet: GUYS! QUIT IT!
*pebble and sienna look at Crumpet, shocked*
Crumpet: "I just said that, didn't I?"
*Pebble and Sienna watch as Crumpet tip toes away*


(That actually happened- Crumpet is way lower then them, but she broke up a fight...it was really funny to see pebble and sienna watch her run away)

Ella: we may get to meet a new person soon. :3

Junior: What do you mean Ella?
Snap: A new human or chicken???
Bisquick: Yea, are you guys still gonna move or-
Buttermilk: Guys, stop flooding her with questions!!
Snap: We're just wondering Buttermilk.
Buttermilk: Yes, but you're showering her with questions.
Junior: *starts prancing around coop acting like she's throwing something out of her wings*
Bisquick: *facewing*

Ella: probably. You see, one of Malibu's BYC friends turned out to be one of her friends she knew from horseback riding so she saw her today and she might come over to see us :3

All chickens: OOOHHhhhhh
Buttermilk: *looks out window* There's still snow outside.
Snap: YAY!!! Maybe for Athletics at Pine Cone we can go outside in the snow!!!
Buttermilk: I hope not!!!
Bisquick: I don't really like the snow.
Junior Snap:

YOU DON'T WHAT?????!!!!!
Bisquick: Really like the snow. I don't really like the snow.
Buttermilk: *pats Bisquick* I hear ya sister.
Snap: It's more fun than boring old grass!!!!
Junior: Yea!! Snap and I found berries and squeezed the juice in the snow and we made blueberry ice cream!!!
Buttermilk: Mmmm!! How 'bout you go make me some now. :3
Snap: Uh no.
Bisquick: It's too cold.
Snap: That's cause me and Juni's breed is hardier than your guys' breed.
Bisquick Buttermilk:

You did NOT just go there.
Junior Snap: Did 'snow.' XD
Bisquick: Oi.
Buttermilk: *rolls eyes*

Dandelion- hehe you guys is funny!
Sienna- *sighs* I guess its back to grammer class....

Penny: Ugh! We haven't been on for so long!!!

Henny: But now we are back!

Midge: Keep us posted on your show, Snowy! I bet you'll do great!!
Louise: We got a new class in school. I hate it.

Akira: I love it! Other Types of Poultry is awesome!

Audrey: I like it too! I especially like turkeys!
Henny: What do you like so much about turkeys?
Audrey: Their...snoods! Heehee! I love the snoods!

Penny: Languages is my favorite. I speak Quail, Guinea, Goose, Duckish, Pheasantish, Partridge, Peafowl, and songbird! I am learning birds of prey to defend us.
Henny: And she speaks them all fluently! It's so annoying!
Midge: I am so sorry about Pigpen, Gertie, Miss Terry and those chickens! I hope you get better soon!

Akira:

Audrey: Yeah, I'm super sorry.

Selena: I have so much homework!!! Foraging skills, The art of egglaying, and feather care. Sunny, could you help me with feather care?
Sunrise: What do you need help with? [looks at paper] The basic feather patterns? Ask Susie.
Susan: What are the basic feather patterns? Um, Solid, barred, I think,...speckled...? Go ask Buttermilk
Susan: Hey Sunny, What is the daily amount of calcium needed for a two year old sex-link?
Sunrise: 35 milligrams per day. Do you know how to make a turkeyish noun plural?
Susan: Add "les" to the end.
Selena: I have two crazy sisters. Neither one knows the basic feather patterns, but one can recite calcium amounts, and the other, grammer rules, of the tops of their heads!

Bisquick: Welp, back to the old paper for Pine Cone.
Buttermilk: WHAT?? I finished that weeks ago!!!
Snap: It was due weeks ago!
Junior: I only had to write two paragraphs. :3
Bisquick Buttermilk Snap: WHAAAATTTT????!!!!
Junior: Yep. I told my teacher I'm molting so she said that I can only write two paragraphs. :3
Bisquick Buttermilk Snap:

Snap: LUCKKYYYYY!!!
Buttermilk: Anyways, Bisquick, you're like three weeks late.
Bisquick: I know I'm hoping to take so long on it that my teacher will just forget about it.
Buttermilk: Oh goodness. *facewing*

Quote:

Quote: Bisquick: Um, I kinda forget
Snap: Gosh. It's on minerals.
Bisquick: *starts typing again* OH YEA!!! Thanks!!

Quote: Bisquick: Um, I kinda forget
Snap: Gosh. It's on minerals.
Bisquick: *starts typing again* OH YEA!!! Thanks!!
Sunrise: need help with that?
Selena: I need help with the next question too--Name one breed that has each feather type.

Bisquick: I'm good. It's for How To Make A Dustbath so I'm good.
Buttermilk: Selena, the answer to that question is there is actually not a chicken breed existing that has all the feather types.

Dandelion- I'm so lucky! Mommy says I don't have to start school yet, I'm to young! *squeals with joy*

Mir: I have barred, (very low quality) laced, AND solid feathers. :3 I'm an EE

Buttermilk: Ooo. Pretty Mir!!!
Snap: Now, just shampoo yourself, and get yourself wet, then blow dry your feathers up, and you'll be frizzled!!

Bisquick: Oh dear, another one of Snap's great ideas.
Snap: It'll work well!!!
Junior: MMhm, sure it will.
Snap: *hmph*

 

[BellChell123]

RhodeIsleScarlet: No, no Instagramcracker. And it wouldn't let me look at the pictures unless I get an account!

scratchnpeck: So get an account, Chickie! Then you could look at pictures of me too! ;-)

RhodeIsleScarlet: Be careful, scratchnpeck. The moderator will get you again.

scratchnpeck: Sorry.

moderator_33: Be careful. I'm aaaaalways watching.

scratchnpeck: Weeeell, that's not creepy.

RhodeIsleScarlet: Anyway! What kind of pictures does your Mommy upload, guys?