Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[Just1Me]

Cheep: MOMMY GAVE US CORN TODAY!!!
Peep: She WAS going to give us oatmeal but our Uncle's ate it all
Mocha: The corn was a good treat though!
Lilly: *comes stomping in*
Marie: Welllll. What's up with you??
Lilly: I just woke up from...
Marie" You JUST woke up???
Lilly: Hush. I just woke up from a dream that I laid and egg! And then I woke up and thought it was real but then I realized it wasn't.
Marie: Awwww Lilly. It's ok. We'll get there. I hope...

DapperDuck: Duuude, that's like, totally rad. I mean, that you like, got corn. Really though, dudes, we got like, sunflowers. And they were AWESOME!

CrazyWildHen: Ugh, he's perfect!

 

[Fluffballs]

Lady: Dapper duck is... disturbing now.

Terry: Ugh, the Fluffballs is now taking the dog outside with her when she comes to feed us and open the coop in the morning. I don't like the dog.

Princess: Me either. And it thinks that our food is its food.

Gertie: She's annoying.

 

[Just1Me]

DapperDuck: Help! She brainwashed me!!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Hmm...I have a feeling dapper duck is a bit--over-influence-able.
Marianne: No kidding!
Elanor: Yayy! co-op has been canceled until next week due to ice!

 

[chickenlover80]

DapperDuck: Duuude, that's like, totally rad. I mean, that you like, got corn. Really though, dudes, we got like, sunflowers. And they were AWESOME!

CrazyWildHen: Ugh, he's perfect!

Lilly: *whispery voice* Why does he talk like that????
Cheep: SHHHH Marie. Be polite!
Lilly: *cough* *cough* Sorry.
Peep: Yea we love corn. Ooooo sunflowers I have always wanted to try those...
Brownie: BLECH I HATE sunflowers.
Cheep: *facepalm* CAN ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY BE POLITE???

 

[Just1Me]

DapperDuck: HEN OF HAPPINESS BRAINWASHED ME!

CrazyWildHen: I did not! I just made you... modern!

DapperDuck: Cease this lying! You held me to a table and unless I spoke as you pleased, you would--

CrazyWildHen: I did nothing! Fine! Talk as you like! See if I care if you aren't understandable!

DapperDuck: YOU are the only one that cannot understand-eth me!

CrazyWildHen: Because I, unlike you, am MODERN! I keep up with the times!

DapperDuck: You art under educated! Plenty of happiness comes from far, far, ago. Like Shakespeare and the history of justice! The memories of the great 80s and the invention of the lightbulb. History--

CrazyWildHen has signed off...

DapperDuck: I AM ME AGAIN!!!

 

[earlybird10842]

Ella: Malibu's looking for a coopschooling group for us. Mir just started school and-
Mir: 1 EGG + 1 EGG = 4 EGGS!
Ella: Not quite Mir. Try again.
Mir: 3 eggs?
Ella: Nope.
Mir: 2 eggs?
Ella: Yep! Good job, Mir!
Mir: I is so smart :3
Ella: Correct grammar?
Mir: I *AM so smart. :3
Ella: Good job, Mir! :3

Junior: Well, I can't help cause you guys aren't in our area. I wish you were though cause then we could maybe go to the same coopschool group.
Snap: True, true Junior.
Bisquick: Good luck!!
Buttermilk: Have you guys ever gone to school??

post

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STAR: FIND THE TREE MISTAKE IN THIS SENTENCE
BRIGHT:now whoevers reading this find the three mistakes

FIND THE TREE MISTAKE IN THIS SENTENCE.
1.three is spelled wrong
2.mistake should be plural
3.there are only two mistakes and that is the third mistake

STREAK: if you got all of them right,

on next post.two right,

on next post
LILY: if you got one right, post

on next post
post

,

,or

ONLY if you didn't peek

I forgot to put a period and the spoiler at the very top is by mistake, too

Bisquick:

I got 'em all right!!!
Buttermilk:

Same here!!
Snap:

I got 'em right. :3
Junior:

I thought that tree was correct and you had to find the 'tree' mistakes. Meaning I thought that you had to find tree mistakes.

Can I join? My hens are Jujube and Pam, and I have a bitey rooster named Henry.

Quote:

Quote:

STAR: FIND THE TREE MISTAKE IN THIS SENTENCE
BRIGHT:now whoevers reading this find the three mistakes

FIND THE TREE MISTAKE IN THIS SENTENCE.
1.three is spelled wrong
2.mistake should be plural
3.there are only two mistakes and that is the third mistake

STREAK: if you got all of them right,

on next post.two right,

on next post
LILY: if you got one right, post

on next post
post

,

,or

ONLY if you didn't peek

Susan:

Sunrise:

Selena:

Sunrise: so we go to bed around seven last night, and there was about an inch of snow on the ground
Susan: now usually, we get up before Mommy lets us out in the morning. But the power had gone out last night shortly after bedtime, so our light timer didn't turn on and Mommy had to wake us up.
Selena: And there was FIVE INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND! I made the same mistake as Junior, by the way, and because of that, I didn't know that mistakes was supposed to be pluarl. Also, Junior, can we study together for that Foraging Skills test?

Penny: There are more roosters!

Henny: Oh, Penny...
Penny: Well, at least I'm not persistently broody!
Henny: *Hmph*

Junior: Sure can Selena!! That'd be fun!!
Snap: And while you're at it you can help me too.
Buttermilk: Oh Snap. :3
Bisquick: Foraging Skills is one of my favorite classes.

 

[Just1Me]

(I figured the third mistake was no punctuation...)

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: It was F-A-REEZING this morning!!!
Snap: I'm just happy that we got out. :3
Bisquick: I HAVE TO LAY AN EGG.
Hazel: *flattens against wall* *heavy breathing*
Pippy: Um, Hazey, what are you doing?
Hazel: *whisper* Shhh.... I'm hiding from Hedwig!
Pippy: Why?
Hazel: *whisper* SHHH!!! WHISPER!!!
Pippy: *whisper* Gosh sorry! Why?
Hazel:*whisper* Because this morning when we came out, I snatched a piece of bread out of her mouth, then I accidentally bumped her, and she slipped on the ice
Pippy: *whsiper* Oh... well *looks around* you can't exactly hide in this coop... It's like a straight hallway.
Hazel: *whisper* here she comes!!!!!! *drags Pip behind the ladder*
Pippy: Brother...

 

[chickenlover80]

Buttermilk: It was F-A-REEZING this morning!!!
Snap: I'm just happy that we got out. :3
Bisquick: I HAVE TO LAY AN EGG.
Hazel: *flattens against wall* *heavy breathing*
Pippy: Um, Hazey, what are you doing?
Hazel: *whisper* Shhh.... I'm hiding from Hedwig!
Pippy: Why?
Hazel: *whisper* SHHH!!! WHISPER!!!
Pippy: *whisper* Gosh sorry! Why?
Hazel:*whisper* Because this morning when we came out, I snatched a piece of bread out of her mouth, then I accidentally bumped her, and she slipped on the ice
Pippy: *whsiper* Oh... well *looks around* you can't exactly hide in this coop... It's like a straight hallway.
Hazel: *whisper* here she comes!!!!!! *drags Pip behind the ladder*
Pippy: Brother...

Me: I laughed way too hard at this XD