Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[chickencrazy429]

Omelette: *sigh* I remember Mr. Lelephant. :3
Buttermilk: It's ELephant.
Omelette: *harumph* Well I call it Lelephant.
Buttermilk: *facewing* You were days old then!
Pippy: *crouch down* *SPRING*
Omelette Buttermilk: AAAHH!!!
Pippy: TA-DAAAAAAH!!!
Buttermilk: *fanning self* You almost gave me a heart attack!!!
Pippy: That's my new predator approach to catch the wild rabbits. :3
Hazel: *crouch down* *SPRING*
Omelette ButtermilK: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pippy: *high-fives Hazel*
Hazel: Pip and I are set to catch animals!
Bisquick: BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK-BOK-BAGAWK!!!!
[All chickens crouch down]
Snap: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!
Bisquick: SHU-SHU-SHU-SHU-SHUUUUUUSH!!!! PREDATOR!!!
Snap: Stupids. GET IN THE COOP DUMMIES!
Hedwig: Yeah, dummies.
Buttermilk: Don't say that Hedwig.

 

[earlybird10842]

Agnes: Oh, that's right; thanks for the reminder, Sophia. It was so funny that the emergency wasn't really happening at your home that the sensible nature of an emergency plan escaped me. *blushes beneath down*
Charlotte: I just love these oldd posts. It was such a lot when we got the stories from the whole thread over a couple of days!
Anne: And, sometimes I fell asleep. I couldn't help it

Bessie: Don't worry, Anne. You've been growing sooo much, and growing is tiring work!
Emily: Tell me about it, it's hard staying the biggest...
Agnes: Sorry you all have to stay inside, but being safe is worth it.
Charlotte: At least you have each other for company. Remember when Omelette didn't have any friends except for Mr. Lelephant?
Agnes: Okay, girls...like we practiced...
All chickens: Stay Safe Early Bird Flock!

Sophia: Oh, thanks!
Elanor: Want a copy of the plan? You can adapt it for your own purposes!

 

[chickenlover80]

Cheep: GUYS GET WHAT HAPPENED THE S'MORNING :O There wa-
Peep: There was a hawk and he got really low to the ground to us and almost snatched one of us!!! But mommy came out and saved us! But her socks got all wet cause she didn't have time to put shoes on.
Cheep: I wanted to tell the story!
Peep: Too bad!
Lilly: THAT HAPPENED??
Marie: Yes, did you not see it?
Lilly: Hmm, no. I guess I was doing something else! *squeal*
Marie: YOU COULD HAVE DIED.
Brownie: I SAW IT! My life flashed before my eyes! But I scared it away with my wings ;D
Mocha: No you didn't. Mommy did.
Brownie: Whatever floats your boat.
Mocha: I hope yours sinks.
Cheep: Ok ok ok ok kids get to bed. Story time is over!
All chickens: zzzzzz

 

[earlybird10842]

Mir: Why are people showing up at Malibu's coop door and demanding food? Something about tricks and feets.
Ella: I thought it was treats.
Mir: Nope I think I heard feets.

Selena: that'll happen every so often at this time of year. Some stranger will knock on Mommy's door and ask for food.

Susan: and for some reason they always want junk food. which confuses me because Mommy rarely has any junk food.

Sunrise: and they never look normal. they're always wearing weird clothes and have stuff all over their face.

Buttermilk: GUYS!!! I know what the explanantion is!!!! It's called trick or treating and people dress up as something and go knock on people's doors and ask for candy!!! I went with Mommy since she was a farmer. SO. MANY. DOGS!!! D: But, in the long run it was fun. :3
Bisquick: Mommy said for her speech she's gonna take me and Juni.
Snap: Man, I never get to do anything fun!!!
Junior: Aw, Snap, don't worry, you get to cuddle with Mommy every day cause you hop up into her lap.
Snap: True. :3 Thanks Juni. :3

Midge: We get Layer crumbles and sometimes mealworms or watermelon.
Akira: And apples! I love apples!
Audrey: Henny, what are 3 types of plants? I need it for foraging.
Henny: Hmmm...dandelion, plantain, and grass.
Audrey: Thanks.
Louise: What's for dinner Midge?
Midge: Layer Soup with dandelion puffs.
Penny: You're the best Midge!

Bisquick: Another class!!! :O Mom added another class for us. It's called Origins.
Buttermilk: I think that it's kinda fun really.
Bisquick: Yea, it is.
Snap: Anyways, what we do is we find the origin and state/country/province that a breed originated in, and the date.
Junior: So I'm a Barred Plymouth Rock, and I would need to find the original place, which would be the Plymouth Colony and the date I forget

Buttermilk: Yea, my breed originated in New Hampshire.
Bisquick: Hey!! I was gonna say that!!
Buttermilk: OH YEA!! This is a total change of subject, but we got to wear our leg warmers since it was so cold out today!!!
Snap: I didn't want to wear them, so Mommy didn't put 'em on.
Bisquick: I was laying an egg, so Mommy didn't put mine on either.
Junior: My legs were toasty warm. ;3
Buttermilk: Same here.

Ella: Malibu made us Pumpkin Spaghetti with Pumpkin Seeds. :3 It was amazing.
Mir: POMPPUFIILIS!!!!!!!
Ella: o-o What?
Mir: POMPPUFIILIS
Ella:... ?
Mir: It's Finnish.
Ella: What does it mean?
Mir... BOUNCY FEELING!!! My favorite song. The english version goes "I got me a bouncy feeling, Don't throw me to the wall and turn me into a modern painting, I got me a bouncy feeling, I'm jumping to the ceiling, ceiling, ceiling!"
Ella: OHH by Eggy?
Mir: Yup :3 *bounces around*

Note: Malibu ad a video here.

Sunrise: today was our first Streamflow co-op meeting. it was AWESOME!
Susan: we got to do activities on what we learned. I loved it.
Selena: and Mommy got next week's homework.

Henny: Origins sounds really fun! We should do that!
Penny: Cool song, Mir!

Bisquick: It is fun Henny!!!
Buttermilk: Yea, I like it, but it's hard to keep all the breeds' dates in order.
Snap: Yea, g'night everychicken!!
Junior: ZZzz

 

[Fluffers]

Fluffy: I remember an emergency plan that we had once
Tweeter: ILL TELL IT! I'LL TELL IT!
Fluffy: okay, begin.
Tweeter: okay *starts to tell story*
STORY
Feathery:*yawn* Good night guys
Fluffy: I don't feel right something is going on
Feathery: just go to sleep.
*all chickens(but Fluffy) fall asleep*
Fluffy:*looks out window, sees raccoon* AHHHHHHHH WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
All chickens but Fluffy: SUSH
Feathery:*interups story* that's not how I remember!
Tweeter: *keeps telling story*
Fluffy: NO LOOK RACCOON!
Snowy: She's not kidding, look!
All chickens: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Raccoon: *hisses scratches window*
Fluffy: EMERGANCY PLAN FORM A LINE NEXT TOTHE DOOR!
Chickens get in a line
*Raccoon walks away*
Snowy: we did this for nothing?
Fluffy: NO! You could have gotten eaten!
Tweeter:

Feathery: I'm tired.Can we sleep now?
Fluffy: I guess.
END.......
Tweeter: that's the story
Feathery: I was that grumpy?
Snowy:*giggles*

 

[chickencrazy429]

[NOTE: THIS DID NOT HAPPEN, I just made it up for fun ]
[All hens are foraging]
Pippy: SH! Do you hear that Hettie?
Hedwig: Hear what?
[All hens look around]
Bisquick: It's nothing, just go back to foraging.
*SCHHH SCHHH*
Pippy: Did you hear THAT?!
Hedwig: PIP! It's nothing! Just Butter digging in the leaves.
Pippy: No not that.
*grrroowwwlll*
Pippy: O.O THAT!!!
Hedwig: *gulp* You're just trying to scare me. Well I'm too old. *continues digging in leaves*
*groooowwwlll*
Pippy: AAHH!!! OK, YOU CAN DIE, BUT I AM SAVING MYSELF!!!!
Hazel: Pip what IS it?!
Pippy: I am pretty sure that there is a fox near!!!
Snap: *comes charging to flock* GET IN THE COOP GET IN THE COOP!!!!
Bisquick: WHAT? WHY-*runs over by Snap* OW OW.
[All chickens charge to coop]
Snap: SHUT THE DOOR QUICK!!
Bisquick: OKAY!!! *shuts door* *heavy breathing* What is it?!
Snap: Well, I was scanning the area, and I heard this very faint growling-
Pippy: I DID TOO!
Snap: And I followed it to see what it was and it was a fox, I couldn't see it very clearly, but I saw it's eyes.
Bisquick: Wow.
Pippy: *looks at Hedwig*
Hedwig: Don't you dare say anything.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: SOO tired!
Elanor: We had co-op today!
Marianne: We need to determine if we are in a yard, semi-farm, farm, or production farm, for Foraging.

 

[earlybird10842]

Sophia: Farm!
Elanor: Semi-farm!
Marianne: Yard!
Sophia: Let's look at the standards.
How to classify your flock.
FARM
*There are over 12 chickens
*there are two or more other types of farm animal on the property, numbering over 15
*there is a crop or large garden being grown.
SEMI
*there is some other domestic animal on the property
*there is a garden
*the property has one or more of the following: Forest, stream, pasture,swamp
YARD
*there are fewer than 12 chickens
*The yard is mostly a lawn, with a few trees

 

[earlybird10842]

Snap: We planted seeds today!!!
Buttermilk: Cucumbers, chives, garlic, and pretty flowers!!!
Bisquick: I can't WAIT to eat those cucumbers!
Buttermilk: Those flowers will look ADORABLE in our coop!
Snap: Uh, guys. I dunno that they're for us...
Pippy: I AM SO STINKIN HOT I'M GONNA DIE.
Hazel: Oh please.
Hedwig: *pant pant* We need to make a trip to town...
Omelette: NO! That means work, and work is not good on a hot day like this.

Creampuff:Hi Buttermilk,Bisquick,Snap,Pippy,Hazel,Omlette,and Hedwig! am i forgetting any of you? anyways,mommy says im getting really big! how is your day Buttermilk,Bisquick,Snap,Pippy,Hazel,Omlette,and Hedwig?

All chickens: Hi Creampuff!!!
Omelette: Hedwig just had this AMAZING idea.
Hedwig: Next time we get out we're gonna build a pool!!!
Hazel: We already have most of the supplies!!!
Pippy: Ya know that blue thing we were telling you about later? Well, that's gonna be the pool.
Hedwig: Then, we gonna get that long green snake that spews water and fill the blue thing up with it!
Omelette: It will be SO refreshing.
Hazel: *closes eyes* Yea...
Snap: WE are having the neighbors over and dustbathing under the hemlock!
Bisquick: It's gonna be AWESOME!!
Buttermilk: Our neighbors don't have to travel too far. It's only about a 3 minute drive, so probably about 10 minutes as the chicken flies.

creampuff: i love to swim!

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Creampuff: *AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!* sorry i have a little *snif snif* cold

Gertie: It was our birthday yesterday! We are now adults!
Princess: And the Food Twins didn't even post anything yesterday announcing the great occasion! Humph!
Me: Sorry, we were sort of busy...

Princess: Not a good enough excuse.... *sticks beak in the air*
Terry: It wasn't my birthday, but I still got to eat the majority of their treats. Haha! It's great being the top of the pecking order... :3
Gertie: And Lady spent her day being broody.
Lady: Yes, I did. Now leave me alone, I like being broody. Grrrrr...

Cheep: This thread is dying - _-
Peep: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!!!!

Spice: .... *hides in shade*
Annabeth: .... *Hides in shade with spice*
Pumpkin: .... *eats and pants*
Violet: ...... *drinks water*
Goldie: ...... *pants*
Majora: .... Airs wingpits too**
Ocraina: ..... *Pants*
Ash: .... *drinks water*
Skylie:.... *airs wingpits**
Bridgett: ..... *pants*
Ash: its.... so.... hot .....

Blackie: *drinks*
Freckle: *drinks with Blackie*
Spot: *drinks while panting*
Speckle: *drinks while complaining about not being able to roam around*

Bisquick: It's SO hot I think I'm gonna die.
Buttermilk: Uh, yea!!! It's so stinkin' hot here!
Snap: I think we should go swimming too!!!
Pippy: I WANNA GO SWIMMMING! SWIMMING IS COOL, AND I AM HOT.
Hazel: IT. IS. UN-HUMANE. NOT UN-CHICKANE- UN-HUMANE.
Hedwig: *pant pant* Just imagine North Mexico right now!!!
Pippy: Uh, it's New Mexico.
Hedwig: *drops* Right.
Hazel: This hot air is making us weird.
Omelette: It's. too. hot. to. be. true. This heat is awful!!!

Onex:May I join.
Peep:Can I too

Dandelion: Hehehe! It isn't hot here, and you'll never ever ever ever ever ever guess how long we've been out free-ranging!

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Creampuff: *pants* im soo warm! *pant pant pant pant* GRR!

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Selena : It seems like my role in the coop is changing. I used to be Silly Sal, sitting between sweet, sensible Susan and smart Sunrise. Now it feels---like I have less of a role here.
Marianne: Aw, we couldn't get along without our silly Sal!
Sophia: even if there are more chickens, none will be quite so silly as you--except maybe Willoghby.

 

[ChickenRadio]

Me: Hey guys sorry i've been busy and forgot about this thread. Sadly EarlyBird the things you qouted with Annabeth in them are no longer correct awhile after i left here Annabeth died of heat stroke.....*Sighs* My hens will post again tomorrow,