Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

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Spots: today was fun. Only I feel bad for one of the other chickens.
Butter and Pickles: why?
Spots: didn't you hear? She sick and old.
Pickles: oh no! Hopefully she gets better soon
Butter: me too
 
Cheep: It's all dreary out today and it's supposed to rain all day tomorrow and some today :(
Mocha: And i was just getting used to this nice spring weather.
Brownie: I think we all were.
Marie: Where is Peep?
Lilly: Yea I haven't seen her since we all woke up the s'morning.
Cheep: Yea your right. SEARCH THE COOP!
..............
Brownie: I found her! She's still asleep on the roost!
Lilly: *shove* PEEP GET UP YOU LAZY BUTT!
Peep: Huh, whaaa. *snort* *humph*
Lilly: *slap* WAKE UP!
Peep: Ok ok ok ok! Would ya stop that???
Lilly: She's up :)
 
All chickens: IT'S MOMMY'S LAST DAY OF SUMMER!!! D: D: D: D: D: D:
Bisquick: And it's ours too!!
Snap: I am SOOOOO bumming!! It's terrible!!
Buttermilk: I am SO excited!!! :D :D :D :D
Pippy: To add more stress to school starting, the hens and us pullets are now being put together. :p
Hazel: We HAVE to get used to each other before the Juni Coop is done!!
Hedwig: Yea, or else we'll be really helpless cause it'll be a much smaller space...
Omelette: I laid an egg today!
All chickens: *look at Omelette*
Omelette: What?!
Hedwig: That was totally off subject...
Omelette: Whatever!


Penny: We have one more day of Summer...
Henny: And then school!
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Penny: I'm excited. I can't wait for a new system. We go to co-op 3 days a week and Mommy coop-schools the other two.
Gwynn: I hope I have a nice teacher!
Basil: Me too...*starts violently shaking*
Midge: Snap out of it. It will be fun!
Basil: Whatever you say...


Sophia: bed early tonight! School tomorrow!!


[Earlier this morning]
Bisquick: *yawn* Mmmm... Looks like a nice day out-
Radio: BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP
All chickens: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Bisquick: EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!
Snap: *kicks radio* SHUT UP RADIO!!!
Buttermilk: WATCH YOUR BEAK SNAPPERSTON!!
Snap: Sorry...
Pippy: WHERE'S MY BACKPACK?!
Bisquick: EVERYONE EAT A GOOD HEARTY BREAKFAST!!!
Hedwig: *at the table* Hmmm... Layer butter sandwich, or flock block taco???
Omelette: Hurry up Hedwig! I'm trying to make a sandwich!!
Hedwig: I'm sorry!! I can't decide!!
Hazel: HEDWIG! HURRY IT UP! *makes flock block taco*
Hedwig: Aww... I wanted a layer butter sandwich!!
Hazel: Too bad! Your turn Ommy!
Omelette: Kay!
Bisquick: Everyone ready?!
Snap: NO!
Bisquick: Too bad! Bus is here!!
[All chickens run out pop door and get on bus]


[earlyer this morning]
Radio: BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
All chickens: AAAAHHHH!!
Snowy: RACOON TRYING TO GET INTO THE COOP! GET THE BAT!
Fluffy: THERE IS NO RACOON!
Tweeter:
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Feathery: OKAY FLOCK LETS EAT SOME BREAKFAST AND WE WILL BE READY TO GO!
Radio: chickens all over, digging in the clover,peck, peck, peck and scratch, scratch, scratch all day long.
Tweeter: NO! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SONG!
Fluffy: TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!
Snowy: TWEETER BROKE THE BUTTON!
Feathery: FEATHERY TO THE RESCUE! LETS KICK IT LIKE SNAP DID!
All chickens but Feathery: YEA!
All chickens:* kick radio*
radio:*stops*
Fluffy: HURRY! we need to eat!
all hens:*eats*
Snowy: just in time the bus is here!
Fluffy: grab your backpacks.
[at school]
Fluffy:*talks to self* Bisquick's locker is next to mine!
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Feathery:hi Fluffy!
Fluffy: hi!
Snowy: this place looks strange.
Tweeter: I just found out who our teacher is.
Snowy: who?
Tweeter: Mrs. Cluckers.
class bell: ring ring ring!
Feathery: Hurry we don't want to be late!
All hens:* walks to their class rooms*


Bisquick: *runs to Mrs Cluckers' class*
Mrs. Cluckers: Bisquick! You are late!
Bisquick: *looks at clock* Only by one minute though!
Mrs. Cluckers: Your first warning.
Bisquick: *turns to Fluffy* *waves hi* *says 'hi' silently*
Mrs. Cluckers: Okay, class today we're all going to introduce-
[Stampede in hall]
1st grade class: REEEEECEEEESSSSS!!!!
Mrs. Cluckers: Excuse me... *walks out into hall* Miss Fluffington! Please take better control of your class! They are disrupting mine! *walks back in class* As I was saying...
[In Snap's class]
Mrs. Beaky: Now class, in Origins we learn, learn, learn!
Snap: *mumbles* no dur...
Mrs. Beaky: What was that, Snap?
Snap: Could I go to the bathroom?
Miss Feathery: Sure... Hurry back!
[In Buttermilk's class]
Miss Feathery: Good morning class!
Class: Good morning Miss Feathery!
Miss Feathery: Welcome to A.P.T.A.O.E. or Advanced Placement of The Art of Egg Laying. You are all such talented young hens and pullets and I am delighted to teach all of you!! Let's get right into introductions! I'm Miss Feathery your teacher, and how 'bout we start right here with Violet. Just say your name, and what grade you are in. Ok?
[Class says all their names]
Miss Feathery: Excellent!! Now right into class!! Today we're learning about calcium, minerals, and what makes a good strong shell. Can I have a volunteer to tell me approximately how many teaspoons of calcium you should eat a day for a strong healthy shell.
[A couple hens raise hands]
Miss Feathery: Yes, Buttermilk.
Buttermilk: Approximately two teaspoons a day.
Miss Feathery: Good girl. Everyone, taking notes. Now...


Gwynn: MIDGE!!!! WHERE"S MY BACKPACK??!!??
Midge: On the hook, dear.
Gwynn: Oh, thanks. Will you help me pack?
Penny: I will.
Gwynn: Kay. I need: 2 one subject notebooks, a 2 inch binder, 12 pencils, 2 pens, lined paper, a ruler with metric and fowlish measurements, my locker stuff, and my lunch box.
Penny: *hands things to Gwynn*
Gwynn: I'm all set!
Basil: Me too! I'm so excited!

Is anyone else's post box glitching? Like making the words look like little lines until you scroll down and then back up? Or is it just me?


Sophia: everybody ready? We need to go out to the bus!!!
Selena: But I haven't finished breakfast yet!
Sophia: Just take it with you! We have to RUN!!
*chickens run to bus stop*
Sophia: Willoghby, Marianne, Elanor, you guys sit in the second or third row and Sal and I will sit behind you.
*Bus pulls up, chickens get in and sit down*
Elanor: *to nearby chicken* Hi, are you new at Stramflow?
Chicken: Yes, my name is Rena. Me and my sister, Amy, just transferred from Sunhill, south of here. What are your names?
*bus pulls away from stop*
Elanor: I'm Elanor, and this is Marianne and Willow, and sitting behind me are Selena and Sophia.
Amy: Pretty names!
Rena: What levels are you?
Elanor: Me and Willow and Marianne are all Young Layers. Sophia is Advanced Layer, and Selena is Advanced Experienced Layer.
Rena: I was asking about just you, not all your sisters! I'm
Amy: So who are the hot cocks at Stramflow?
Elanor: um....I dunno....
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I mean.....
Rena: How could you not know??
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Elanor: I dunno....
Amy: So wanna hang out with us at lunch??
Elanor: Sure..

(Morning passes quickly and lunchtime arrives. Rena and Amy are in the hot Lunch line, and Elanor, who brought her lunch, is standing near the end of the line waiting for them.)
Elanor: let's go sit down *heads toward table where Sophia, Selena, Willoghby, and Marianne are sitting*
Amy: Um, THERE???
Elanor: Yeaaah.....
Rena: that's just your nerdy sisters. Let's sit there, by those Serama cocks.
Elanor: Okaaayyy....
*Rena, Elanor, and Amy sit down at table. In the meantime, at the table with the other Henley girls...*
Willoghby: It's hard to get used to people calling me Willow.
Marianne: you'll get used to it.
Sophia: Looks like Rena and Amy didn't want to sit with us.
Selena: Not too surprising. They were kind of snobbish on the bus.
Whilloghby: I'm surprised Elanor is even sitting with them. She usually isn't swayed by the crowd. I'm starting to get worried about her and Those two...
Marianne: if I know Elanor,she'll have good judgement.


* After school, chickens are all in coop. Marianne is at the computer, on streamflow.com, doing online math practice. Elanor is reading her history textbook. Whilloghby is procrastinating.*
Marianne: Hey, Elanor, somebody on the new Streamflow chat room is wanting you online.
Elanor: What's thier username?
Marianne, Ummm,....Rena_Polloa. and Amy_Polloa liked the request.
Elanor: That would be Rena and Amy. Tell them I'm sick or something, I don't want to talk.
Marianne: I'll tell them you're studying.
Elanor: I don't want them to know that! They'll tease me!! All they wanted to do today at lunch was gossip, they said mean things about you guys and uuugh!!! I don't want to talk with them again, but they'll bully me int sitting at thier lunch table....WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO SIT WITH THEM???


Pippy: These annoying sassy pullets in my class keep calling me Pippa!!
Hazel: *munching on food while reading a book* What's wrong with that?
Pippy: My name is Pippy not Pippa!!!
Hedwig: That's a cute name Pip!!
Pippy: Well they are girly girly girly girls, and they keep saying how I live on a farm and such...
Omelette: Well don't they?!
Pippy: No! They are house Appenzellar Spitzhaubens!!! They are snooty!!!
Snap: Just stand up to them Pippy! Sounds like they're bullies!
Pippy: But then they'll just report me to the principal saying 'Pippa did yadiyadiyadi!' Then I'll get a detention or something. They ALWAYS have it their way!!
Snap: What are their names?
Pippy: Lizzy and Kinzy-- they're twins.
Snap: Well I'll tell them to lay off...
Pippy: NO!! Don't!!
Omelette: Well do you LIKE them bullying you?
Pippy: NO! But I'll do something....
Snap: Ok....


*in Henny, Penny, Audrey, and Akira's Homeroom.*
Penny: Henny, Audrey, Akira and I are going to the bathroom.
Henny: *stands awkwardly by her desk, turns to Campine Hen.* So, your name is Lucy?
Lucy: Yup. And you're Henrietta?
Henny: I go by Henny.
Lucy: Oh. What do you have next? I've got run design.
Henny: Me too! Do you want to sit with me at lunch?
Lucy: Sure!
*in Midge and Louise's Homeroom, teacher, Ms. Featherfoot, enters*
Ms. Featherfoot: Class! Settle down. In a moment you will go to first block, either AP Math or AP TAOE, depending on your schedule. I don't tolerate funny business.
Louise: *whispers to Midge* She's as bad as they say!
Ms. Featherfoot: Bella, quiet.
Midge:
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*in Gwynn and Basil's class*
Mrs. HoneyComb: Hello class! I'll be your teacher for the year. Today, we're going to start with TAOE, which stands for The Art of Egg Laying. You are now Point of Lay pullets, and this is extremely important. Can anyone tell me when you are expected to lay?
Gwynn: *raises wing*
Mrs. HoneyComb: Gwynnevere?
Gwynn: I go by Gwynn. 4-6 months?
Mrs. HoneyComb: Good!
*at lunch, Henny sits down with Audrey, Akira, and Lucy*
Henny: Luce, these are my sisters, Audrey the EE, Akira the Japanese bantam, and...where's Penny?
Audrey: *shrugs* I haven't seen her since Study Block.
Henny: *looks around* There she is! I'll be right back. Come on, Lucy!
*the two march to a table in a corner, where Penny is sitting in a group of laughing hens and roosters. Henny taps her wing*
Penny: Henny! Hi! Guys, this is my twin, Henrietta.
Henny: I go by Henny.
Penny: Why don't you and your friend-
Lucy: Lucy.
Penny: and Lucy sit with us! There's room.
Henny: No thanks. Come on, Luce. Let's go.
*back at table, Louise and Midge sit down*
Midge: What's up, Henny?
Henny: My twin. I can't believe her!
*on bus, Penny sits across from Henny and Lucy*
Henny: ...and I said, "what do you mean you're out of layer butter?"-
Penny: Henny? Are you mad at me?
Henny: Let's move Lucy. I don't like this spot.
*both move back several seats*
Penny: What did I do?
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Pippy: *checking her email* Hm! Whose this?!
Hazel: *comes over to computer* *GASP* WHO IS EVAN-
Pippy: SHUSH!
Omelette Hedwig: *sleeping*
Hazel: Sorry... Who is Evan Trotter???
Pippy: A Buckeye cockerel in my class...
Hazel: Why did he email you?!
Pippy: What's that supposed to mean???
Hazel: Sorry!! Just ya know Buckeye-- EE... Don't usually mix....
Pippy: Well thanks a lot.
Hazel: Well what did he say?!
Pippy: *reads email*
hey pip,
i dunno if u remember me-

Hazel: Great, he's horrible at grammar...
Pippy: Oh hush up *goes back to reading email*
i dunno if u remember me, but im in ur class at
PCCG...

Hazel: He really needs to work on his grammar, and capitlization and-
Pippy: HUSH! *goes back to reading email again*
anyways, i was just ya know, sayin hi and stuff... and was wondering
if u wanted to come to my football game tomorrow-

Hazel: NO!! NO WAY!! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR COCKFRIENDS!!!
Pippy: IT ISN'T A DATE!! I'm just going to watch a game with YOU! :D
Hazel: Continue...
Pippy: it's right after co-op on Thursday, so yea... email me back!!
-Evan ;)

Hazel: Well that's a weird winky face... How does he even know your email?!
Pippy: I don't know!! *responds to email*
Hey Evan,
Sure!! I'd love to come!! I might be a bit late cause I have a Flight Team match,
but I'll be there. :) BTW-- how did you get my email?? Just wondering, Pippy. :)

Hazel: Why the smiley face???
Pippy: Cause it's an appropriate situation to put a smiley face.
Hazel: Whatever... *rolls eyes*


[Hour later]
Pippy: *receives text on cTouch*
Sent from:
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Candi
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Pippy!!! Cheeeeeeck uuuuurrrrr eeeeeemaaaaaaiiiillll...
*responds to text*
OOOOooookaaaaaaaay IIIIIIIIIII wwiiiiiiiiilllll.
*checks email*
Hazel: Pip move over! You were just on here!
Pippy: Candi sent me a text to check my email.
Hazel: Well tell her too bad!
Pippy: Look! Here is her email.
Yo Pip,
U goin to the football game 2morrow?

Hazel: Are all your classmates terrible spellers!?
Pippy: It's text language..
Yo Candi,
Yea, I'm goin. You?

*goes back to inbox*
Hazel: Hey! There's one from Romeo himself.
Pippy: What?! You mean Evan???
Hazel: YES! DUH!
Pippy: Aw, Hazel shut up. You're just jealous...
Hazel: Am not!
Pippy: *reading email*
Cool! C u then, Pip. ;) Oh and i got ur email
cuz... well i asked ur friend Candi for it, so yea.
*
responds to email*
Why didn't you just ask me silly?! ;)
Kay, I'm getting off now...
*Beep beep*
Hazel: What was that?!
Pippy: A text on my cTouch.
Hazel: You are not texting him.
Pippy: Quiet....
Hazel: What did he say?
Pippy: That he's looking forward to Thursday.
Hazel: This has gone too far.


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Buttermilk: I came in the house today and did Mommy's Skyience homework with her!!! :D I also had the diaper on. :3
Hedwig: *goes on email* Umm... Pip you left your email open, and some guy named Evan Trotter sent you a message about--
Pippy: GO AWAY DON'T LOOK! NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX! I WILL LOG OUT!! NO STOP HETTIE DON'T READ IT!! IT'S MY EMAIL!! *shoves Hedwig off chair*
Hedwig: OOFF!!!
Pippy: *logs out* There.
Hedwig: Gracious!! What was that all about!?
Hazel: Evan Trotter is her cockfriend.
*All coop gasps*
Hazel: He's a Buckeye.
*All coop gasps again*
Omelette: Why didn't you tell us Pip?!
Pippy: Cause it wasn't that big of a deal! He just wanted me to come to his football game!
*Bleep bleep*
Hedwig: Oh that must be Pepper saying-
Pippy: NO! That's my cTouch not yours...
Hedwig: Pip you are so secretive!
Omelette: *looks at cTouch* It's just Candi ya know...
Pippy: Oh. *looks at cMessage*
Sent from:
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Candi
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Hey so u and Evan are BFFs?!
*responds*
Grrr!! Nooo!!! I am just watching the football game! I am his friend.
*
Bleep bleep*
Oohhh... The football game, huh? ;) Well I think he thinks differently...
*
responds*
Shut uuupp......
*
Bleep bleep*
Hahahaha.
Snap: Who is Evan Trotter?!
Hedwig: He's who all the popular snooty pullets think is the 'hottest' cockerel.
Pippy: Lizzy and Kinzy won't shut up about him!
Hazel: Well I guess it'll be a bit of a different story tomorrow...
Buttermilk: Pip, there will be no holding wings with this Trotter kid.
Bisquick: He sounds like a punk to me.
Pippy:
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What makes you think that I want to hold his wing?! I would rather fly up a 50 foot wall!!
Buttermilk: Good girl.
Pippy: For the record-- we are just FRIENDS.
*Bleep bleep*
Sent from: Evan Trotter
Hey what r u doing Friday night?
*responds*
Umm... I dunno why?
*
Bleep bleep*
We should go somewhere!
*
responds*
Um! No way!! You just started emailing me today and I am too young to have a cockfriend!! DUH!
*
Bleep bleep*
Okaaay... C u 2morrow! ;)
Pippy: I need a disguise...
 
Terry: I laid an egg!!!
Princess: So the old lady is a spring chicken again. :)
Terry: *mutters* I'm not that old...
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Lady: A new chicken coop is being built for us!
Princess: Are you sure it's for us? I have heard rumors that they are going to get chicks soon.
Lady: Chicks? Really!
Gertie: Grrrrr, they would have chicks if they didn't take all my eggs away...
Terry: The rooster's gone, silly.
Gertie: Don't underestimate my brooding powers. GRRRRRRRRRR
 
Pippy:
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I remember Evan!!! He stopped liking me when I started hanging out with Steven. He thinks he's "nerdy" -.-
Hazel: And plus he's like a chick-magnet. Always with hens. And the hens drool over him...
Pippy: I should send him a text and see if he remembers me. >:)
Text: Sent from: Pip
To: Evan
Hey Evan! Do you remember me?
'Member you used to have the HUGEST crush on me?!

Hedwig: Pip that's so embarrassing for him...
Pippy: That's the point!! Muahaha
 
Pippy:
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I remember Evan!!! He stopped liking me when I started hanging out with Steven. He thinks he's "nerdy" -.-
Hazel: And plus he's like a chick-magnet. Always with hens. And the hens drool over him...
Pippy: I should send him a text and see if he remembers me. >:)
Text: Sent from: Pip
To: Evan
Hey Evan! Do you remember me?
'Member you used to have the HUGEST crush on me?!

Hedwig: Pip that's so embarrassing for him...
Pippy: That's the point!! Muahaha
Padme, YOU GO PIPPY!!!!!!
 
Elanor: I need to see what Rena and Amy are up to...I haven't spoken to them for AGES
Marianne: *Snickers slightly* Check the co-op chat room.
* Elanor Logs onto co-op chat room and accesses Rena's history.*


Student's Public history

last logon: three weeks ago--Conversation with five Young layers, one teacher--limited to Streamflow co-op

Elanor: Huh. Three weeks? Weird! Rena and Amy are usually online chatting all they can.

Rena_Polloa: Okay, who agrees Pecky Winston is a total jerk?

Amy_Polloa: Agreed! She is soooo snobbish!

Pecky_Percy: I know! And everyone is getting us mixed up, since we have the same first name! She's so snooty--she acts like a silkie, and she's a mixed breed!

Lauretta_Annestasia_Bloomingfeild-Harrington_IV: Agreed. I'm in the same reading group. She's awful!

Marianne_Susan_Henley: Does anyone know the answer to number four in honors perching and balancing, young layer level? I can't figure out what the branch dimensions have to do with anything.

Pecky_Percy. Mind your own beeswax, Mary Susie!

Amy_Polloa: If you don't know the answer to that, Marianne, you are just plain dumb. You and Pecky Winston both.

Lauretta_Annestasia_Bloomingfeild-Harrington_IV: Oh, tell her. The answer is iamgullible.

Rena_Polloa: I hope Pecky Winston figures that out.

Lauretta_Annestasia_Bloomingfeild-Harrington_IV:LOL

Amy_Polloa: Too funny, Sis!!

Mrs.Linee_The_Pecking_Order: Okay, this is way out of hand here. This is cyber bullying, to both Marianne H. and Pecky W. You are wronging both of them in multiple ways. I am using my teacher privileges and suspending all of you except Marianne. Please see me before co-op Tuesday Morning.

And Marianne, if I am looking at the right worksheet, I think they are trying to trick you by putting in the branch dimensions--you don't need to worry about that, just solve the problem the way you usually would.

Elanor: So glad I don't hang with them anymore....!
Marianne: Yep, I have this handy little thing called the report button. Nobody will ever know I reported them, which causes a desktop notification on all teacher computers. They are still fuming that Mrs. Linee caught them at the wrong moment, before they could delete that conversation like they had the last time that happened.
Sophia: Strange how you get satisfaction out of reporting that, Marianne.
Marianne: they called me Mary Susie. Mary is fine, but nobody makes fun of my middle name. It is to be respected.
 
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Pippy: Those hens are just total mean snobs!! If I could get my wings on them...
Hazel: Whoa there, tiger. Why don't you tell them what Evan said?
Pippy: Nah.
Hedwig: Uh YES!!
Pippy: Ok. He said.... NOTHING! He ignores me now, and makes faces in the halls at co-op, and I see him whispering about me to other popular hens, but I don't care...
Buttermilk: Well why don't you confront him in front of these popular hens tomorrow?
Omelette: No more rain!! :D Hooray! It stopped. :3
All hens: ???
Omelette: What?
Bisquick: That was totally random, Ommy.
Omelette: Oh. :3
Pippy: Yes, I shall confront Evan tomorrow.
 
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