Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's chat thread. NOW ACCEPTING JOINING!!!

[AraucanaAnnie]

Midge: I hate dogs! One chased us once...it was so scary!
Penny: It caught me and I almost died! I lost most of my feathers, but I'm lucky to be alive!
Louise: We didn't get dumpkin guts, just the actual dumpkin, but they sound yummy too!
Akira: I perched on the side of the dumpkin, but I fell in!
Audrey: The dumpkin is my new favorite food!
Henny: I found a huge worm today! It was so fat!

 

[TechnoCat]

Amulet: We were chased by a raccoon. Frizzie died that day. Fud Lady found her head under our coop. @-@

 

[little farmer]

Buttermilk: Whoa. O.O what she one of your sisters?
Bisquick: I got dusted and I looked like a snowball.
Junior: I didn't recognize Mom at first and I thought she was a snowman!!
Snap: Buttermilk missed the whole thing. She was laying an egg.
Buttermilk: Oh quiet, unlike you two *tosses her head at Snap and Junior* who are being so unpreductive that Mom is not very happy.
Bisquick: Yea, guys. *smug grin*
Junior: Ah! *scoffs at Bisquick* says the chicken who just started laying today.
Snap: Yea!!!
Bisquick and Buttermilk: *rolls eyes*
Snap: *rolls eyes*
Junior: *tries to rolls eyes but goes cross eyed*

 

[Malibu99]

Mir: *tries to copy Junior, ends up wall-eyed (one eye going to the left and one to the right)*
Ella: O-O WHAT.
Mir: Huh?
Ella: O-O What did you do just then?
Mir: Copied Junior.
Ella: Mir, I hate to say this but... she went crosseyed. NOT walleyed.
Mir: I went cross-eyed!
Ella: Whatever you say... o-o

 

[little farmer]

Junior: Oo!! o!! *copies Mir in going walleyed* AHA!! I got it!! *walks around coop walleyed*
Buttermilk: AAHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! JUNIOR'S GONE INSANE!!!
Bisquick: *is eating food* *spits a piece of food at Junior*
Junior: *piece of food hits her in the eye* OW!! *falls over*
Snap: *rolls eyes* :3
Junior: *tries to rolls eyes and goes cross eyed*
Snap: Oh dear. :3

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunrise: Feeling better, Sal?
Selena: y-yes.
Susan: I can't remember much...
Selena: I remember that pup chasing me behind the shed and Susan jumped out at him and shouted "NOBODY TOUCHES MY SISTER!" and started beating her wings super-hard. Other than that, my mind is blank.
Susan: I did that?
Sunrise: yes, you did.
Susan: all I remember is Sunrise running to get Blue's help.
Sunrise:...?
Selena: yes, Sunny, you did.
Sunrise: my memory is a total blur. I remember Selena pretending she was hurt to divert that other dog from me, though.
Selena: What..?
Susan: I can verify you did.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Aah!! Our state has gone too close to call!! D:
Junior: We live in Pennsylvania, not New Hampshire!!!
Buttermilk: Soo??!!! We are New Hampshire Reds!! That's our homeland!!
Snap: Where's your Pennsylvanian pride guys!!??
Junior: Mine's right here. *points to heart* :3
Bisquick: I guess we'll vote for PA, but New Hampshire is our second favorite state.
Buttermilk: Yup, what Bisquick said.
Snap: Anyone else following the election?
Junior: We want Romney to win. :3

 

[tinkerbell13013]

Bisquick: Aah!! Our state has gone too close to call!! D:
Junior: We live in Pennsylvania, not New Hampshire!!!
Buttermilk: Soo??!!! We are New Hampshire Reds!! That's our homeland!!
Snap: Where's your Pennsylvanian pride guys!!??
Junior: Mine's right here. *points to heart* :3
Bisquick: I guess we'll vote for PA, but New Hampshire is our second favorite state.
Buttermilk: Yup, what Bisquick said.
Snap: Anyone else following the election?
Junior: We want Romney to win. :3

Midnite: I almost forgot the election, with the dog incident!

 

[earlybird10842]

Bisquick: Aah!! Our state has gone too close to call!! D:
Junior: We live in Pennsylvania, not New Hampshire!!!
Buttermilk: Soo??!!! We are New Hampshire Reds!! That's our homeland!!
Snap: Where's your Pennsylvanian pride guys!!??
Junior: Mine's right here. *points to heart* :3
Bisquick: I guess we'll vote for PA, but New Hampshire is our second favorite state.
Buttermilk: Yup, what Bisquick said.
Snap: Anyone else following the election?
Junior: We want Romney to win. :3

Susan: we totally are! our state is still purely gray.
Selena: any news yet, Sunny?
Sunrise: well on PBS our state is a chalky white gray, and on Fox it is more of a darker heather gray.
Susan: I used to like the color grey.
Selena: I like red tones--scarlet, Brick, cherry, raspberry, barn, apple...
Sunrise: yep, Sal's herself again!
Susan: according to Mommy's friend, there is a good chance that it will be too close to call by midnight, and chances are it will be DAYS before we know who won, just like in 2000.
Sunrise: I'm sure glad I'm a production red and can therefore cheer on my own state.

 

[little farmer]

Bisquick: Yes, that's what Grampi said Susan
Buttermilk: My favorite color is maroon Selena, but I like purple shades too. :3
Junior: *scoffs* Snaaaap!!! Change the channel back to the news!!
Snap: Well, hold on Juni. This is the same news, just different channel. There's no fermmercials.
Bisquick: Blech, I don't like this news.
Buttermilk: What's wrong with The Daily Crow News channel?
Bisquick: I just don't really like it.
Junior: Could you turn it back to Eggshell?
Snap: Alright, alright, stop your honkin;.
Bisquick: I still have some DE on me!!! *cleans feathers*
Buttermilk: Stop pecking at it!! It's good for your mites.
Junior: *is eating popcorn kernels* MMm, this popcorn that Mommy eats is yummy.
Snap: Junior, you're supposed to pop it!
Junior: Oh, well, then how do you do that?
Snap: No idea.
Bisquick: The kernels are yummy.
Buttermilk: Yes, they are.
[All chickens continue to watch Eggshell News about the election]