BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Hayden Goseek]

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No. It's quite true. If your very shy stay out of the hospital.
(I'm going to steal this meme and expound some on the Nurse's page.)

 

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[Hayden Goseek]

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My strangest chicken story was about 30 years ago, long before we had chickens. Family reunion at the old place on the Miss. River. Brother in law and I walked up on the levee to chat and look around. Were across the street from one of the worker's cabins and one of his chickens walks out in the highway when a car comes around the turn. The rest of the conversation went on in our heads, quietly but simultaneously.
"I'm sure she will get out the road."
"I'm sure this happens a dozen times a day."
"I'm sure the car will slow down or go around."
"This isn't going to end well."
It didn't. There was an explosion of feathers.
We stood there, silent, mouths hanging open.
I have done a LOT of weird things but that was one of the most surreal moments I ever witnessed.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

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I tried to get compensation and got this back...