LOL! You're in the neck of the woods that hubby and I have been considering retiring in, although we're quite a ways from that still.
It's nice here, we are right off the freeway but things didn't turn out like we planned so I wish we had landed some place else. We were looking for a 4 bedroom house because we told the kids they could all have their own rooms. Got that, 2100 sq ft. plus an unfinished walkout basement. One of my adult sons moved in down there so it's not as unfinished as it was but it still needs work. We planned on raising Yorkies and selling them so thought this would be a good location. The kids did a lot of yelling and screaming so we thought this would be a good place where they wouldn't bother the neighbors. Guess what? They spent very little time outside once we got moved. LOL The kids I am talking about are actually our 3 oldest grandkids and there's only one left in school. After she graduates high school next year she wants to go to college and maybe a year or two after that we will be looking for a smaller home. We'd like more land but still a smaller home.
The chickens are reasonably safe here. We do have a predator but haven't caught sight of it yet. Don't know what I will do when we figure out what it is. Trap or kill, I'd prefer not to kill but you just don't know until it happens.