this blond was givin some odd jobs to do for a neigbor to make some extra money. so he handed her some paint and asked to paint the porch she came back in, an hour latter and ask for more paint because there wasn't enough to finish painting the car
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I got in trouble for posting a dirty blonde joke....No because we are referring to suicidal blondes, you know dyed by their own hand....
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
that was an old polish joke. it originated because the germans went in and kicked there (caught them by surprise) i have known a few polish folks and on average they are as about as down home, good hearted folks as anyone else. i am 1/2 croation, 1/4 german, 1/8th cherokee indian and 1/8th english. and thou i don't condone what my ancseters did, i retain no white guilt.What do you do if a blonde throw a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
yeah i know it as a joke teaching the irishthat was an old polish joke. it originated because the germans went in and kicked there (caught them by surprise) i have known a few polish folks and on average they are as about as down home, good hearted folks as anyone else. i am 1/2 croation, 1/4 german, 1/8th cherokee indian and 1/8th english. and thou i don't condone what my ancseters did, i retain no white guilt.