Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Q: Is British food really that bad?

A: If made correctly; yes.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Murder Channel, viewer comments:
- Why do so many murders bury their victims in their back yard?

- Not everyone has the trunk space or gas money to drive out to the middle of nowhere to dump their bodies. Check your privilege. We're all doing the best we can out here.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"Help me Obi Wan Cannoli,
your my only chance."

 

[azurbanclucker]

Boy:
"Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?"

Dad:
"No sun"

 

[NC_Quail]

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

Spoiler: Spoiler

because they have their own scales

 

[notabitail]

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?

Spoiler: Spoiler

because they have their own scales

 

[NC_Quail]

It’s terrible, I know

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Too easy!