Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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Hayden, I may have to put you on Ignore.
Or at least Time Out, Lol.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Hayden, I may have to put you on Ignore.
Or at least Time Out, Lol.

I'm always afraid I post too much.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I'm always afraid I post too much.

Not at all, keep 'em coming!

Sometimes I because I keep coming here thinking I'm going to read some really GOOD jokes .... and then, I remember the title of this thread!
You'd think I'd learn! I'm married to a "Dad," aka honorary "Grandpa," as we have guardianship of two kids, now young adults, and he (not unlike you) suffers from the affliction of, er, "Dad-jokitis."
Example: when someone uses my (fill in the blank) and I bellow, er politely though frustratedly ask, Where is my (fill in the blank)? Why isn't it right here in the (cupboard, closet, car, basement, etc.,) where it belongs, and DH, eager to assist/ annoy me, responds, " Because it's somewhere else!"
He actually thinks he's a) funny and/or b) helping me!

 

[notabitail]

Not at all, keep 'em coming!

Sometimes I because I keep coming here thinking I'm going to read some really GOOD jokes .... and then, I remember the title of this thread!
You'd think I'd learn! I'm married to a "Dad," aka honorary "Grandpa," as we have guardianship of two kids, now young adults, and he (not unlike you) suffers from the affliction of, er, "Dad-jokitis."
Example: when someone uses my (fill in the blank) and I bellow, er politely though frustratedly ask, Where is my (fill in the blank)? Why isn't it right here in the (cupboard, closet, car, basement, etc.,) where it belongs, and DH, eager to assist/ annoy me, responds, " Because it's somewhere else!"
He actually thinks he's a) funny and/or b) helping me!

Why don't you realize it's somewhere else though?

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Why don't you realize it's somewhere else though?

Of course I do, that's why what he says is a Dad joke.

 

[LaFleche]

I'm always afraid I post too much.

I love your humour, keep posting, please!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I broke my glasses last week.

I've been drinking out of my hand.