Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Patient: I would like to administer my own anesthesia.

Doctor: Sure. Knock yourself out.

 

[notabitail]

Patient: I would like to administer my own anesthesia.

Doctor: Sure. Knock yourself out.

One time I pretended to punch myself in the face when someone told me to knock myself out.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

It's never too late to start exercising.

That is why I'm waiting until later.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: "I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning."

My co-workers: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate four of them."

 

[Devyn Nagy]

 

[BigBlueHen53]

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He looks extremely dangerous to me!

 

[Devyn Nagy]

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Found on internet. Not my actual dad.

 

[Ifitaintbroke]

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That. Is. AWESOME

 

[NC_Quail]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What is the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?

Wish I was an adult.