Egg in my pocket

[DigMyChicks]

worse things than a egg breaking in a pocket.  For some reason  my (late) father  once put  a chocolate bar in his pocket and then did the laundry.  What a surprise, and what a job trying to get it washed out of there. 

Ink pens are the worst!!

 

[austrolover1]

When I was 13, I filled my pockets with the eggs and forgot about them. Then I started wrestling with my sister...

 

[duluthralphie]

I have created some rules of thumb, for eggs in the pocket:


1 egg per pocket is fine

2 eggs in jacket pockets and shirt pockets.

Never put 2 eggs in pants pockets

Never sit while you have eggs in the pockets

and under no circumstances put 3 eggs in any pocket.



These little rules will help you. They have been tried and found to be generally true.

 

[allosaurusrock]

When I was 13, I filled my pockets with the eggs and forgot about them. Then I started wrestling with my sister...

Oh my gosh...

 

[SuzClaytor]

LOL! to all these stories...and I'm sure we'll all do something in the same vein again at some point! ")

 

[Rinnley]

I have created some rules of thumb, for eggs in the pocket:


1 egg per pocket is fine

2 eggs in jacket pockets and shirt pockets.

Never put 2 eggs in pants pockets

Never sit while you have eggs in the pockets

and under no circumstances put 3 eggs in any pocket.



These little rules will help you. They have been tried and found to be generally true.

I use basically the same rules, but with three hens i never have to put an egg in my pants at all, and for us terrible smokers, never in the same pocket as your smokes!

 

[jimbob86]

Rules for gathering eggs? Pretty much this: Never put all your eggs in one basket......or pocket.


Since there is dearth of baskets hereabouts...... I just use pockets and hands .... having only 9 hens, it's a rare day when i'd need to put more than 3 eggs in a coat pocket ....

 

[BreedBoy]

Once I left a pen zipped inside my jacket pocket and the pen broke in the wash. then when I wore the jacket again the outside was fine but the inside was purple!

The lesson learned is don't put stuff in your pocket.

 

[jimbob86]

The lesson learned is don't put stuff in your pocket.

What then are pockets for?

 

[BreedBoy]

Pockets Are for decoration I guess, at least for me. I always forget to take stuff out of them.