Finish this sentence: "You know you're addicted to chickens when..."

[PAchickengirl]

When you visit them before off to work and revisit them before you enter the house.

Ha ha, me too!

 

[PAchickengirl]

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When you have a special pair of "coop shoes" so you don't go to work smelling like your chickens!

 

[PAchickengirl]

All of the above plus most of the pics in my phone are of my chickens.

When you have more recent pictures of your chickens than your children...... Lol

 

[cochins1088]

- when your incubator hasn't had a break in months

- when you check BYC hourly

- when chickens are included in your christmas card

 

[chickenboy2001]

When your nickname by people you know and don't know is "Chickenboy" (Inspired the username)

 

[Sumatra503]

When all of your gossip is chicken related.

 

[morsekathan]

You bring an old ice cream bucket to parties so you can bring home food scraps for "the girls".

I thought that was only me! And a plastic bag works just as well!

 

[MsChickenMomma]

When you go out in a blizzard or pouring rain, just to make sure your chickens are alright.

When you spend most of the summer under the tree by your coop watching your hens pick for bugs.

When you cry everytime something happens to your chickens.

When you have names for all of them and can tell each one apart from a far distance.

When you spend most of the day fantasizing about all the breeds of hens you should have.

When people tell you you have chicken poop on your clothes/shoes and you don't even care.

When you know which chickens are BFF's and you always make sure they are put next to each other on the roosts every night.

When the only things you want are fancy chicken coops and more chickens.

My list goes on and on... Lol!

 

[handicappersnurse]

You know you are addicted to chickens when you kiss each and every one of them goodnight before you tuck them into bed.

 

[grace112]

when you raise two separate broods in tour room for at least 2 months each
when the last time a cat even looked funny at your chickens your immediate reaction is to pick up a stick and prepare for any advances from the enemy
when your chickens peck at the back door when your late for their daily noms
when you fantasize about the stuff you can buy (or if you are like me) build for your chickens amusement
you might be a chicken addict.... you know i think this could become as popular as the "you might be a redneck" jokes I see a market in this