Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[SimpleJenn]

I had TWO ticks on me today, bluck.
Dad and I were talking about guineas, and we couldn't figure out how we'd keep them on our properties. I did read this funny article on them though.
https://chickenscratchny.com/guinea-fowl/

 

[featherhead007]

Guineas? I had one before. Years ago in California:

 

[featherhead007]

I had TWO ticks on me today, bluck.
Dad and I were talking about guineas, and we couldn't figure out how we'd keep them on our properties. I did read this funny article on them though.
https://chickenscratchny.com/guinea-fowl/

I’ll bet that ticked you off!!

 

[notabitail]

I’ll bet that ticked you off!!

It was another tick off the list of "things that tick @SimpleJenn off".

 

[Ponypoor]

Ok the babies had some time outside today.

 

[RoyalChick]

Ok the babies had some time outside today.

Sooooo adorable!

 

[janiedoe]

Ok the babies had some time outside today.

I'm green with envy!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

I’ve never been happier.
I went to check out Auggie and my friend told me to hop on him bareback. She led me around one lap and then let me do whatever. I trotted him, and for someone who hasn’t ridden in five months, I sat his very bumpy trot very nicely.
He has a wonderful trot, and he’s very gentle.
Mom and I both agree that he’s perfect. I got my brother to get on him and I led him around at a walk.
Mom asked how much he was, and my friends parents said $500.
I’m going back on Sunday to ride him again, this time with a saddle and to pay for him.
I’ve wanted a horse my whole life, and now I finally have one.
He and I are about the same height. I doubt I’ll grow much more.

 

[LhickenChicken]

Here are four cockerels. Today's fluffy butt is supplied by Frank the BPR. The black one is Thunder (he actually only has one wattle).

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

"What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more."

Unfortunately, Parmesan asks herself "What is love?" everyday and always finds a way to hurt others around her. Don't worry, it's not serious. This is why I sometimes call her "The Biter." These two also fight but in the end, they still like each other.