MochaDuck
Crowing
- Jun 7, 2018
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One time I was at a friend's house, and we had bean soup for supper. Well, we all know what happens when you eat beans. I had bad gas pains and had to fart, but didn't want to fart right near everybody. So I thought, "I'll just walk over there (away from everyone), let an SBD, let it air out, and come back. No one will notice!" So I walked over *BLLLLRRRRPPPP*. I was the only one over there, so everyone instantly looked at me. I was so embarrassed until it was complimented, then I was better.