my rooster is mating with my shoe...and not in a cute way

[LeezyBeezy]

hehehe

 

[citychickenfarm]

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Oh my... ohhhlala!

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Um....we don't talk about that anymore.

Perhaps you don't talk about that anymore... but I still find it

. Your story still makes me laugh out loud when I think about it... but ... hmmm... I can't seem to find that thread on here anymore... what did you do?

Your story made me look at roosters in a whole new way and with a lot more respect. I will never turn my back on a rooster again...

I'm glad I was able to provide entertainment to the masses.

My thread got a little out of control so it is no longer with us.

We must remember to keep it family friendly.

 

[mycitychickens]

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X2 and yes a video would be great!

 

[pipthepeep]

EEEEEk!!!!! after several days of the shoe and foot fetish, this evening he decided to try something new--- my ARM!!!!!!!!! thank goodness I had on a sweatshirt (freshly laundered, I might add), but, as I did not manage to get him off of me quickly enough, suffice to say it now needs to be laundered again Man, I never realized how much grip those little birds have with their legs...I could not pull him off of me with just my one free arm, and, couldn't really even lift my other one to try to shake him off. So...I guess this only seems to be escalating...what next?? and please no one answer that...i dont think I really want to know

WHAT on earth am I supposed to do to stop this?? Or do I just wear a plastic rain suit at all times so I can hose it off? I have tried weaning him off of me by leaving him in the coop with the girls, but he gets SO upset (picture a child having a temper tantrum) to the point where he actually hurts himself and gashes his comb and wattles when he throws himself against the dog run!

 

[LadyAndHerPeeps]

TO FUNNY!

 

[rivers2011]

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oh, you poor thing! and that poor rooster - i wish he understood that being in the coop with the hens is for his own good. you need a Rooster Whisperer...is there a chicken equivalent to Cesar Milan? Maybe he'll have some advice! I hear he's great with all kinds of animals!

 

[msjfrizzle]

I had NO IDEA roosters could be so funny!! I've laughed so hard reading through this thread,

my stomach muscles hurt!!!

 

[pipthepeep]

yes, but they aren't SUPPOSED to be this funny! where did i go so horribly wrong?

 

[namastemama]

Well by the looks of your avitar it looks like reading bedtime stories to him maybe started something!LOL!