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How much 'property line setback' do you have to have? Surely you can put a fence at the edge of your property?Be aware that at least in my area, temporary livestock fencing does not need a permit, but placement is slightly dictated by zoning and since your have disclosed you have a zoning conflict I figured it was worth bringing up...
This applies to my area, and I just want to suggest you double check your local laws....
In my area if you are zoned agricultural 'pasture fencing' with no permit can extend to the property line only if it's being used strictly for 'grazing' purposes... If it's being used for containment or corralling there is still a property line setback that has to be honored unless a permit is pulled... I know silly semantics but that is the way the law is written in my area...
How much 'property line setback' do you have to have? Surely you can put a fence at the edge of your property?
Is it to much trouble to put a pillow over her face while she sleeps?
I'm kidding but seriously that lady is pure evil...
This made me laugh so hard I nearly puked... I AM SO DOING IT I have a neighbour that has a dog that barks 24/7... beware of the chicken ninja BWAHAHAHAHAOr you can do as I always advocate, and that is make them think you are crazier than they are and put the seed of fear in them...
For example, you get this suit http://www.amazon.com/DuPont-Protective-Coverall-Disposable-X-Large/dp/B0008F4HNS and this hat http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Chicken-with/dp/B007ZFREZ2
Or if you want to go all out, get this... http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costum...&qid=1404718335&sr=1-3&keywords=chicken+wings
Next hit up your local Walmart, Costco, or Sam's Club and get a bunch of disposable white plastic silverware...
Then you wait for your opportunity, lets say when the neighbor has guest...
Dress up in your suit (and if possible have someone in the house filming) go outside with all your plastic utensils in a bucket and dart back and forth across your yard poking the utensils into the ground in seemingly random patterns while constantly glancing over at your neighbors out of the corner of your eye (make it obvious that you are looking but make it appear you are not by turning away quickly when they notice you)... After above 5 minutes go and pickup all the utensils you poked in the ground and return to the house... Change back to normal clothing and go about your daily business and act as if nothing happened, and if confronted by them act as if you are clueless to what they are talking about but worried about them... Repeat as necessary...
You forgot one thing. You have to do the funky chicken egg dance before collecting the plastic utensils maybe with some hearty crowing mixed in with egg song. Gotta have a crazy dance to ensure the craziness is firmly established.Or you can do as I always advocate, and that is make them think you are crazier than they are and put the seed of fear in them...
For example, you get this suit http://www.amazon.com/DuPont-Protective-Coverall-Disposable-X-Large/dp/B0008F4HNS and this hat http://www.amazon.com/Jacobson-Hat-Company-Chicken-with/dp/B007ZFREZ2
Or if you want to go all out, get this... http://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costum...&qid=1404718335&sr=1-3&keywords=chicken+wings
Next hit up your local Walmart, Costco, or Sam's Club and get a bunch of disposable white plastic silverware...
Then you wait for your opportunity, lets say when the neighbor has guest...
Dress up in your suit (and if possible have someone in the house filming) go outside with all your plastic utensils in a bucket and dart back and forth across your yard poking the utensils into the ground in seemingly random patterns while constantly glancing over at your neighbors out of the corner of your eye (make it obvious that you are looking but make it appear you are not by turning away quickly when they notice you)... After above 5 minutes go and pickup all the utensils you poked in the ground and return to the house... Change back to normal clothing and go about your daily business and act as if nothing happened, and if confronted by them act as if you are clueless to what they are talking about but worried about them... Repeat as necessary...