Nurses Post

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Brooks_]

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Wouldn't paramedic/EMT technically be first?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Wouldn't paramedic/EMT technically be first?

Depends on when you wake up.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Hat tip to @cavemanrich

Quite true. If your crippling shy stay out of the hospital.
I tell DW's story to patients about when her son was born 40+ years ago.
"Now I was pretty loaded so I might not remember it completely right. I'm sure I heard the lady announce over head, "If anyone has not had the chance to look between Urs' legs, report to room 508." I swear I think I remember a line of white coats stretching out into the hall."

 

[Hayden Goseek]

It's great when a patient has the same sense of humor as you do.
A lady I cared for about a week was ready for a shower so I got her towels, soap/shampoo, toothpaste, etc. She kept asking about hair conditioner and I tried to explain that we only had the combination available but the poor dear couldn't get it.
I finally brought a second bottle of the product and, in front of her, pulled out my sharpie and wrote SHAMPOO on one and CONDITIONER on the other.
She bust out laughing (luckily) and happily took her shower.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Typical Nursing exam question.

We were a bunch of third level students hanging out at lunch with a fourth level student and she explained her test taking strategy.
"Of 4 questions, 2 will be obviously incorrect. Of the other two, decide which sounds most correct, and choose the other one."

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

We were allowed one page of notes, one sided, for each of my A&P exams. This were some of my pages

 

[LaFleche]

We were allowed one page of notes, one sided, for each of my A&P exams. This were some of my pages
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Did you wear magnifying goggles during all your exams?

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Did you wear magnifying goggles during all your exams?

I was tempted to! The thing that took the longest was finding the darn word I was trying to look up, hence the highlighter in the second pic. It helped a little.

 

[Hayden Goseek]