Congrats on your new and much better life! My ex would have woke up in bed with those chickens and then I would have started beating him with them when his mouth opened!
Well, he was a cop and a Marine, so I'd've ended up in jail or something. I figured it was easier to just get rid of HIM. So I did, and good riddance.
It's amazing what a difference having a caring, supportive partner makes. My life now is completely different than it was 5 years ago.