Opossum!

[Hazelbunny]

We have decided to trap the opossum and kill it. We don't know how we are going to but we will.(we do not have a gun and are not planning on getting one)

 

[lazy gardener]

Do you have friends or family who could help you?

 

[Folly's place]

Will Animal Control help? Any farmer or hunter friends? Anyone with horses should be eager to bury this guy!
Mary

 

[chickengeorgeto]

One poster a few years ago was OVERRUN with coons, OVERRUN I tell you. Poster borrowed a live trap from the Animal Control Organization down the street and took the trap and a coon back almost every day. The Raccoon raids only continued to get worse in direct proportion to the number of coons trapped and "relocated" by the Animal Control Organization. One day after delivering the latest trapped coon to the ACO the poster was still sitting in the parking lot and fumbling with her car keys when the backdoor of the ACO opened and the employee came out on the back porch with the coon, cage trap and all and released the coon back into the environment. The ACO or animal rights organization was even so cruel as to force the poor raccoon to walk down the back porch steps. Oh how cruel and unfeeling can a person be to force a poor long suffering raccoon to walk down 4 or 5 steps.

 

[chickengeorgeto]

Maybe this babies mother will take care of your raccoon problem for you. She was attacked in her bed by a hungry coon. Fortunately the coon began trying to feed on this poor childs bony parts instead of on her throat.

 

[Mr Pink]

I don't waste .22 bullets on possums ... they are dumb and slow . I usually just snatch them up by their nasty tails and introduce them to a hammer or pipe ( same as dispatching a rabbit )

 

[Folly's place]

Not me! I like the 22g.
Mary

 

[lazy gardener]

I don't waste .22 bullets on possums ... they are dumb and slow . I usually just snatch them up by their nasty tails and introduce them to a hammer or pipe ( same as dispatching a rabbit )

I wanna be around to see you snatch up a wascawwy wabbit by the tail!

 

[Mr Pink]

I wanna be around to see you snatch up a wascawwy wabbit by the tail!

Ya Ok might have wrote that different but I think you know what I meant .... Rabbit by the back legs , possums by the tail either way upside down to manage a pipe behind the head !

 

[lazy gardener]

Sorry, the word picture was more than I could pass up.