Pennsylvania!! Unite!!

A wife being the romantic sort sent her husband a text......

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.
...
If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied........ "I'm taking a crap. What should I do?"
 

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