Joe, your chickens aren't the only ones who may be defective around your place.
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I'm generally a vodka tonic type of guy.
I have another realization. My chickens all have breasts, but there are no nipples. Are they defective?
But if I batter them, will I be arrested for domestic abuse?Yes, they are mutant defects and must be battered, fried & eaten. Preferably with cole slaw.
Yes, please!But if I batter them, will I be arrested for domestic abuse?
You want for that I should go away?Yes, please!
You want for that I should go away?
Well, I'm glad that's settled.No, you can't leave. I heard you a-salted chickens. Your punishment is staying here with us.
Wow Jeff! That's a great story right there! How did you keep the cat from munching on the chicks?I once milked a chicken and nursed some baby chicks back to health with it. The cat helped keep them warm at night.