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[holm25]

This article will be posted here and in the turkey thread as both groups have a vested interest in this incident.


Minnesota, Dec. 2018.

Yesterday, the owner of Ralphie's poultry farm found a suspicious death. It has been reported as a suicide by drowning. It was reported by a toad named “Hoover”. Hoover claims the turkey climbed in a water barrel and pulled the lid over herself and gave up on life.

Hoover is of questionable character having grown up in a an affluent neighborhood and coming from a wealthy family., It seem Hoover was shunned by his family and forced to move to a poor ghetto neighborhood. Hoover comes from an area with running water, heat and several penthouses and efficiency apartments.

Currently Hoover lives in the shadows of a community housing unit. Hanging out behind some water barrels and having to forage for food. While this reporter was at the scene of the crime, Hoover was engaged in a fight with a younger rooster that had grown up in community housing. Neither Hoover, nor the younger rooster were hurt during the fight as they was a chain link security fence between them so blows were hard to land. Hoover did have access to the place of death.

View attachment 1610133 The tank in question and Hoover's living area. Pictured as Ralphie claims to have found it.



The victim was a Royal Palm hen. She a known a crack corn addict. She is suspected of contaminating the community water supply just last month with feces and an raw egg. She did have an unhealthy fascination with the water supply tank.



Yesterday morning Ralphie, the owner and operator of the community housing building reported opening the water supply and water tank and finding the poor RP hens floating face down in the water. Ralphie gallantly rescued the poor hen and performed hours of heroic life saving measures including CPR to no avail on the RP hen. She was declared dead around 9am.

View attachment 1610137 You can still see feathers floating from the victim in the tank. The Benton County investigators are asking they no be removed until after the next election in case they actually decide to charge Hoover. Based on past history of said investigators the possibility of charges is remote at best.



There are some questions the investigators have.



Like:

How did the hen get into the water tank and manage to pull the cover back and close the lid?



What was she doing in the area after the tanks were moved to an area where this was not suppose to be able to happen?



Can Hoover be trusted to honest?



Because Hoover grew up in wealth and with a silver spoon in his mouth will he be running for state representative next election cycle as a Republican and use Daddy's money to finance it?



How widely known is Hoover's alcohol problem and sex addiction?



Could he have gotten the RP Hen (whose name is being withheld at this time) pregnant and gotten rid of her so he could not be tied to an abortion because of his political aspirations?



Will the recent fight at the bars with the younger rooster hurt him politically in an area known to elect drunken bar fighters?



Will his addiction problems become public? Will the public give a poop?



At this time the case is still under investigation by the Benton County Sheriff's who were brought in to eliminate any possibility of politics hindering the investigation.


View attachment 1610138 Here lies the drowning victim where her body waits transport to the morgue. As you can tell they work long and hard to attempt to revive her.

Being Hover grew up with a rough child hood she likely reminded him of someone he knew growing up that caused him pain.. Such as his mother, girlfriend or other family member. If I had the childhood he did I too would likely be a crazy murderer. But that does not mean he is innocent. Have you brought him in for questioning? With his past full of violent bar fights he likely is to blame. But alas he is innocent until proven guilty.

 

[duluthralphie]

Being Hover grew up with a rough child hood she likely reminded him of someone he knew growing up that caused him pain.. Such as his mother, girlfriend or other family member. If I had the childhood he did I too would likely be a crazy murderer. But that does not mean he is innocent. Have you brought him in for questioning? With his past full of violent bar fights he likely is to blame. But alas he is innocent until proven guilty.

We cannot allow the way he was raised to be an excuse for his entire life. He should never have been allowed to just roam free as a juvenile.

 

[camboy77]

Did you get another toad named Hoover? The one you got from us came from a poor blue collared family that works multiple jobs just to make ends meet. If you didn’t you are making a lot of false accusations of his past family. I think he is acting out because his new family doesn’t give him enough love and affection. So to put Hoover on the right track you should cuddle him and whisper sweet nothings to him and always have a full feed dish for him.

 

[duluthralphie]

Did you get another toad named Hoover? The one you got from us came from a poor blue collared family that works multiple jobs just to make ends meet. If you didn’t you are making a lot of false accusations of his past family. I think he is acting out because his new family doesn’t give him enough love and affection. So to put Hoover on the right track you should cuddle him and whisper sweet nothings to him and always have a full feed dish for him.

Hoover says he was rich growing up. Who can argue with him. However, I will agree keeping Hoover's dish full can break the normal working family.

Hoover is living in an area where cuddling is not allowed.

 

[holm25]

Hoover says he was rich growing up. Who can argue with him. However, I will agree keeping Hoover's dish full can break the normal working family.

Hoover is living in an area where cuddling is not allowed.

I fear if you cuddle him you will end up like that turkey. Do not trust him or else Judy will have to pull you out of the water barrel!

 

[jerryse]

This article will be posted here and in the turkey thread as both groups have a vested interest in this incident.


Minnesota, Dec. 2018.

Yesterday, the owner of Ralphie's poultry farm found a suspicious death. It has been reported as a suicide by drowning. It was reported by a toad named “Hoover”. Hoover claims the turkey climbed in a water barrel and pulled the lid over herself and gave up on life.

Hoover is of questionable character having grown up in a an affluent neighborhood and coming from a wealthy family., It seem Hoover was shunned by his family and forced to move to a poor ghetto neighborhood. Hoover comes from an area with running water, heat and several penthouses and efficiency apartments.

Currently Hoover lives in the shadows of a community housing unit. Hanging out behind some water barrels and having to forage for food. While this reporter was at the scene of the crime, Hoover was engaged in a fight with a younger rooster that had grown up in community housing. Neither Hoover, nor the younger rooster were hurt during the fight as they was a chain link security fence between them so blows were hard to land. Hoover did have access to the place of death.

View attachment 1610133 The tank in question and Hoover's living area. Pictured as Ralphie claims to have found it.



The victim was a Royal Palm hen. She a known a crack corn addict. She is suspected of contaminating the community water supply just last month with feces and an raw egg. She did have an unhealthy fascination with the water supply tank.



Yesterday morning Ralphie, the owner and operator of the community housing building reported opening the water supply and water tank and finding the poor RP hens floating face down in the water. Ralphie gallantly rescued the poor hen and performed hours of heroic life saving measures including CPR to no avail on the RP hen. She was declared dead around 9am.

View attachment 1610137 You can still see feathers floating from the victim in the tank. The Benton County investigators are asking they no be removed until after the next election in case they actually decide to charge Hoover. Based on past history of said investigators the possibility of charges is remote at best.



There are some questions the investigators have.



Like:

How did the hen get into the water tank and manage to pull the cover back and close the lid?



What was she doing in the area after the tanks were moved to an area where this was not suppose to be able to happen?



Can Hoover be trusted to honest?



Because Hoover grew up in wealth and with a silver spoon in his mouth will he be running for state representative next election cycle as a Republican and use Daddy's money to finance it?



How widely known is Hoover's alcohol problem and sex addiction?



Could he have gotten the RP Hen (whose name is being withheld at this time) pregnant and gotten rid of her so he could not be tied to an abortion because of his political aspirations?



Will the recent fight at the bars with the younger rooster hurt him politically in an area known to elect drunken bar fighters?



Will his addiction problems become public? Will the public give a poop?



At this time the case is still under investigation by the Benton County Sheriff's who were brought in to eliminate any possibility of politics hindering the investigation.


View attachment 1610138 Here lies the drowning victim where her body waits transport to the morgue. As you can tell they work long and hard to attempt to revive her.

It is so nice to have Ralphie back . Nice story .

 

[camboy77]

This article will be posted here and in the turkey thread as both groups have a vested interest in this incident.


Minnesota, Dec. 2018.

Yesterday, the owner of Ralphie's poultry farm found a suspicious death. It has been reported as a suicide by drowning. It was reported by a toad named “Hoover”. Hoover claims the turkey climbed in a water barrel and pulled the lid over herself and gave up on life.

Hoover is of questionable character having grown up in a an affluent neighborhood and coming from a wealthy family., It seem Hoover was shunned by his family and forced to move to a poor ghetto neighborhood. Hoover comes from an area with running water, heat and several penthouses and efficiency apartments.

Currently Hoover lives in the shadows of a community housing unit. Hanging out behind some water barrels and having to forage for food. While this reporter was at the scene of the crime, Hoover was engaged in a fight with a younger rooster that had grown up in community housing. Neither Hoover, nor the younger rooster were hurt during the fight as they was a chain link security fence between them so blows were hard to land. Hoover did have access to the place of death.

View attachment 1610133 The tank in question and Hoover's living area. Pictured as Ralphie claims to have found it.



The victim was a Royal Palm hen. She a known a crack corn addict. She is suspected of contaminating the community water supply just last month with feces and an raw egg. She did have an unhealthy fascination with the water supply tank.



Yesterday morning Ralphie, the owner and operator of the community housing building reported opening the water supply and water tank and finding the poor RP hens floating face down in the water. Ralphie gallantly rescued the poor hen and performed hours of heroic life saving measures including CPR to no avail on the RP hen. She was declared dead around 9am.

View attachment 1610137 You can still see feathers floating from the victim in the tank. The Benton County investigators are asking they no be removed until after the next election in case they actually decide to charge Hoover. Based on past history of said investigators the possibility of charges is remote at best.



There are some questions the investigators have.



Like:

How did the hen get into the water tank and manage to pull the cover back and close the lid?



What was she doing in the area after the tanks were moved to an area where this was not suppose to be able to happen?



Can Hoover be trusted to honest?



Because Hoover grew up in wealth and with a silver spoon in his mouth will he be running for state representative next election cycle as a Republican and use Daddy's money to finance it?



How widely known is Hoover's alcohol problem and sex addiction?



Could he have gotten the RP Hen (whose name is being withheld at this time) pregnant and gotten rid of her so he could not be tied to an abortion because of his political aspirations?



Will the recent fight at the bars with the younger rooster hurt him politically in an area known to elect drunken bar fighters?



Will his addiction problems become public? Will the public give a poop?



At this time the case is still under investigation by the Benton County Sheriff's who were brought in to eliminate any possibility of politics hindering the investigation.


View attachment 1610138 Here lies the drowning victim where her body waits transport to the morgue. As you can tell they work long and hard to attempt to revive her.

Do you possibly think that Hoover was framed by a certain Buckeye rooster who would see Hoover as a threat? You did get him from a shady cat salesman. I do see a lot of flaws in your accusations against the accused party. For all we know Mr. Buckeye can be plotting with other birds to take him down. Making someone look like a murderer could put them into someone’s stew pot. I’m just throwing this out there someone has to look out the guilty until proven innocent

 

[holm25]

Do you possibly think that Hoover was framed by a certain Buckeye rooster who would see Hoover as a threat? You did get him from a shady cat salesman. I do see a lot of flaws in your accusations against the accused party. For all we know Mr. Buckeye can be plotting with other birds to take him down. Making someone look like a murderer could put them into someone’s stew pot. I’m just throwing this out there someone has to look out the guilty until proven innocent

I happen to know said salesman. He brings all his birds up in a loving but well disciplined household.

 

[camboy77]

I happen to know said salesman. He brings all his birds up in a loving but well disciplined household.[
He’s probably rebelling against the way he was brought up.

 

[duluthralphie]

While anything received from the Shady used cat salesman is suspect of having inherent problems. I really think Hoover is the guilty party here. This pictures shows how close Hoover sleeps to the barrel were the death took place. As you can see he does not need a ladder to reach the barrel cover.