~The Council of Men on BYC~

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wow. what a "man"
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My favorite rant about us men comes from thre movie “Boondock Saints II”:

Rocco: Men build things, then we die. It's in our f#$king DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
Murphy MacManus: And when it all falls down?
Rocco: We build it right back up again.
Connor MacManus: But this time bigger. BETTER!
Rocco: Look! Look what we can do. Look how f#$kin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?
Murphy MacManus: Hard men!
Connor MacManus: Doing hard $h!t!
Rocco: and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.
Murphy MacManus: No, 'course not
Connor MacManus: Yeah it goes without sayin'
Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self-help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation BULL$HIT!
Connor MacManus: Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.
Murphy MacManus: Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Kiss my ***!
Rocco: f#$k it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a f#$kin' therapist?
Connor MacManus: There's no f#$king way he did!
Rocco: John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ***. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?
Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Because it's none of your f#$kin' business!
Rocco: Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the f#$kin' jaw and say...
Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin' out.
 
Hey. Us girls aren't wussy, Banny!!

Don't worry, Hobo. You still have your "man card". Or at least in my mind.
 
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