The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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Captain Steele interrogates a witness who barely escaped a violent choking, shown here in protective custody. He will soon be moved to a witness protection program at the processing plant. He may be the key to solving the case as he may be able to give a description of the actual murder suspect.

 

K. Galore, DA Bill E. Goatsky, ADA


The DA, Kitty Galore, has made a statement that this case will take a long time to resolve and there may be several accomplices to these murders and assaults as this investigation has uncovered one of the biggest fermented feed rings in this state's history. She was seen here licking her lips in anticipation of such a high profile case in an election year, as her political aspirations are well known in this state, evidenced by her early campaigning for the seat of governor. The assistant DA, Bill E. Goatsky, is a young, go getter who also can't wait to sink his teeth into this increasingly convoluted case. ~United Press
 

Having received the dreadful news in France of the slaughter of his friends... Inspector Philippe de Galouise has vowed to assist Captain Steele in his endeavours to arrest the offenders... a shocked looking Inspector Galouise was almost lost for words....he will be flying to the USA tomorrow after his meeting with Interpoulet..
 


The investigation into the Dave Leghorn and Timmy Two Toes murders has widened to include several suspects engaged in a crime ring the likes of which the police are just now scratching the surface. This picture was taken by an undercover agent at a local automotive shop that has now been pinpointed as a chop shop for stolen vehicles. Roy Foghorn, now fingered as an accessory to the Dave Leghorn murder and being held at Hick County jail , is shown here directing the alterations on the stolen vehicles. The human in the photo has been identified as Jack "The Finger" Finkleberry, AKA Bulldog, and is wanted in connection with this car theft operation. Anyone with information on the location of Jack Finkleberry should call the Hick County Sheriff's office and speak to Captain Steele, who is heading up of the investigation. Please do not try to apprehend this individual on your own, as he is considered armed with a flashlight and therefore dangerous at roosting time, has been known to process chickens using a killing cone method and is a champion hot wings eater. ~United Press
 
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Reurra Reports!




This is KBRN Scandal reporting! Inspector Steele is seen in this candid photo, taken moments ago inspecting tail feathers at the local Scratch-n-Go. Will this blow his credibility to bits?? Find out tonight, right after the Meal-of-Fortune!!
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Captain Steele, still on the case, is interrogating a suspect.....


Where were you on the night of October 21st?


But he has an alibi. Seems he was in Florida visiting Sea World with his girlfriend, who can vouch for him....




But was it him at Sea World, or one of his many look-alikes covering for him... this guy....


Or this guy....


Or possibly one of these two....
 
Speculations grow wild as the case gains national and even international attention....

"I think he escaped to Hollywood and wants to be a movie star. He is starting by doing ads."~ Lindsey Lohan

 
Caught on camera! Tom begs for mercy as he mourns his part in the death of his good friend, Dave. Or is it just an act for the camera?

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For this unsuspecting victim, the end was nigh only 5 hours ago. The CSI refuse to take action regarding yet another murder. The victim was young Miss Bea. K, an aspiring eggtomologist, was brutally slaughtered outside the Double Yolke Inn, and the CSI have suffered flak from her circle of close friends.


One particular individual, Mrs Bagawk-bagawk, states: "The CSI have ignored my clucks against their dismissal of Bea. K's death. I will not forget this. The CSI are completely overrated. The way they handled this uncluckable event has been most displeasing. The murderer himself is better organised. Even Inspector Steele himself is a stupid excuse for a bantam."

The indignant Mrs Bagawk-bagawk:

Upon receiving this egg as compensation from Inspector Steele, she broke down, screaming insults at the CSI and declaring that she would join the murderer and his path of dread.

Could this be his plan? Slowly recruiting followers through the very murders he commits?
 
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