The Dave Leghorn Story~ A Murder Mystery of Epically Punny Proportions

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Update!- More Bodies Found

Undercover agents Ms. Lime and Ms. Lemon have recently discovered more dead bodies in a nearby farm. With the help of the Brahma Rescue Team (BRT) they have diligently dug up 5 bodies hidden in a pit commonly used for community dust bathing! Who is behind this? The public has been informed of this finding, there are mixed feelings on this case. Hens have now ushered their chicks to the coop and the roosters are on guard watching for anyone suspicious burying their hens.


An unknown hen refuses to answer.


Halloween the Polish whips her crest in dismay.


Mrs. P says, "Why I did see a shady looking drake waddling near the dustbathing area, he looked like Mr. Swaddle but Mr. Swaddle, h-he wouldn't do such a thing. The next day Sally disappeared, then old Buttercup......."- Her sentence was cut short as we spotted Mr. Swaddle lying on the ground with his ducks and went to question him.


Mr. Swaddle has refused to reply to any questions and quickly hushed to his ladies to keep quiet.


The BRT has found 4 bodies in a deep pit underground, now the question is: Who put them there? And for what purpose?


And the 5th body is found.


Some hens have volunteered to excavate and find more bodies for weeping family members.


In further discussion with Lessa from BRT, Lime and Lemon believes that whoever hid those bodies must be participating in the chicken lunch scandal. For some BRT members found only the feathers of chickens in the different pits.
 
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We'd have a higher body count than a Bruce Willis movie!
 
Yolk News Network BREAKING NEWS

The nefarious raccoon suspected of tampering with school lunches has been surrounded by the Hicks County Canine Unit.



The nefarious raccoon, a rodent of interest, was spotted by a citizen who promptly called 911. Officers Ding, Diddly and Dang Redbone were dispatched to the location. Officer Diddly Redbone identified himself as law enforcement and the raccoon hissed, spat at officers and then attempted to flee which turned into a high speed chase through the neighborhood. Officer Ding Redbone quickly called for backup as the raccoon is considered nefarious and dangerous.

Developing...
 
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When the officers finally cornered the nefarious raccoon, 4 skunks unexpectedly jumped out at them. Apparently he has been making peace treaties and is now allianced with skunks. Pictured here and also noted from his criminal record, the raccoon is busy stealing food with Floirk the skunk.

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The nefarious raccoon has been apprehended and is currently in jail. Authorities plan to press charges of assault of a police officer. The raccoon, who goes by Norm Masque has decided to use his right to remain silent.


(Pictured: Norm Masque was apprehended this afternoon by the Hick County Canine Unit after a high speed chase)

Captain Steele was available to answer some questions and stated that he is bringing in the best interrogator in the county. When asked if the interrogator would be speaking to Mr. Masque, Captain Steele declined to comment only stating he and his department are working hard to keep citizens safe. Mr. Masque has declined to speak with the press and is still awaiting his one phone call.
 

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