The Duck Ladie's (And her ducks') Thread!

[The Duck Ladie]

Here we go again....

 

[The Duck Ladie]

I can't wait to see Tweeters reply!

GO MIEL!!!!!!

 

[Fluffers]

See what I mean?!!!! Chickens can't stand the reality that ducks are WAAAAAAAAAAY better than them! The reason there are so few ducks is because ducks are rare and special! Vary in personality?! Hah! Oh yes... One says "I'm want corn!" another says "I want oats!" another says "I want mealworms!" another says "I want flies". Then a dog walks by and they all start screaming and running around all

. VERY good survival instincts! Ducks get in the water where predators won't go! It's the humans fault if there isn't water! Oh, and Some ducks fly! All chickens do is hop around! Yes, GREAT survival instincts! Wild jungle fowl? Whatever! Any wild jungle fowl would've gotten eaten by a leopard while the mallard flew off! Don't you know mallards fly? Goes to show how smart chickens are! Well Squeaky is old, that's why she dosen't lay. Any cicken here age would've given up laying years ago! (No offense Squeaky! You look young.) They aren't as loud as you! You think we're predictable? HAH! A chickens day;
GET UP
EAT
MAYBE LAY AN EGG
EAT
CLUCK
CLUCK
CLUCK
EAT
SLEEP
BoOOOOOOoring!
A Duck's day;
GET UP
LAY AN EGG (EXCEPT FOR BOYS)
EAT
SWIM
CLEAN FEATHERS
TALK TO FRIENDS
SWIM
SLEEP
Not including the times will do unique things!
Ducks don't eat each other!!! Ask Catherine! She had chickens that were all bare back because they'd chase each other down, to pull out the others feathers to eat! Ducks only do that for mating! Chickens BETTER?????

Miel calm down....

Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"

Did i mention your attack method? here it is : rub beak up against target flap wings madly
see? LAME!
OUR males have spurs to jab at! our wings are no geese wings but they still make the cut!
wild jungle fowl can fly up into trees to escape danger like leopards!
Aww! Poor little Duckie Wuckies fling away fwom dwanger!
Ha! Ducks are so gullible. their little rounded off beaks and flappy little feet. Meil, you should have kept your beak shut! now, as a civilised chicken i will go in peace from this duckling like behaviour!

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"

Did i mention your attack method? here it is : rub beak up against target flap wings madly
see? LAME!
OUR males have spurs to jab at! our wings are no geese wings but they still make the cut!
wild jungle fowl can fly up into trees to escape danger like leopards!
Aww! Poor little Duckie Wuckies fling away fwom dwanger!
Ha! Ducks are so gullible. their little rounded off beaks and flappy little feet. Meil, you should have kept your beak shut! now, as a civilised chicken i will go in peace from this duckling like behaviour!

Great Joke!!!!!

 

[Fluffers]

Encore! Go Miel! Well put! Keep it up! M-I-E-L Miel! Yippee!

We can win this!!!!

Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!
Tweeter! Shut your little beak!

 

[Fluffers]

Great Joke!!!!!

I'm sorry about my out of hand little hacker

she is good with computers, and hacked my account
Tweeter: have a nice day! choke on a pea while your at it

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!
Tweeter! Shut your little beak!

You want a duck emote? Here's one!

And here's the chicken!

 

[The Duck Ladie]

I'm sorry about my out of hand little hacker

she is good with computers, and hacked my account
Tweeter: have a nice day! choke on a pea while your at it

Choke on pea, HA! We eat things one at a time, unlike you greedy chickens who kill over mealworms!

 

[Fluffers]

You want a duck emote? Here's one!

And here's the chicken!

Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?
That's it! TWEETER

 

[The Duck Ladie]

Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?
That's it! TWEETER

Because, ducks are great that a site about them would have people neglecting there work to be on it!