The laziest person in the world contest...

[rIrs roost]

I am so glad my DW makes me coffee in the morning. It really gets me going. After my coffee today I even got out of bed before peeing.   I did lie down after all that excursion.

I keep one of them hospital urinals next the bed. Only problem is, if no ones home but me, I have to open the lid and hold it where It needs to be. But luckily they just put me on a depends usually. I once had a sandwich beside the bed But my gf was mad at me and instead of feeding it to me she laid it on my nightstand. Darn flies ate it before I could scrape up the energy to reach over 12 inches to get it. Oh well didn't feel like chewing anyways.

Peeing your pants no biggie. . Better then getting up..typing in this thread is kind of a chore.. sure glad my phone only requires 2 letters to form a word.

just go hand free. Less energy.

 

[Rod-T]

I think it'd be better to hire a assistant. . But since I don't wanna work. I have to hold onto what's left of my Obama money

 

[rIrs roost]

I think it'd be better to hire a assistant. . But since I don't wanna work. I have to hold onto what's left of my Obama money

 

[duluthralphie]

I wish I got Obama money, my wife would not need to work 3 jobs to keep me alive....

 

[Rod-T]

I'm so lazy I don't have the energy to care less if my wife worked 3 jobs

 

[orpington13]

Has anyone one heard of a leap year?


It is when, every four years, I gain enough energy to jump. I can jump 1 inch now! it is a real improvement, But at the same time SO HARD!!!

 

[orpington13]

I am so lazy, I trained my chickens to take care of ME

 

[orpington13]

Actually I had someone else do it.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'm so lazy I'm not even entering.....

 

[orpington13]

I'm so lazy, this is actually Siri typing