The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

[3goodeggs]

I listen to music with explicit lyrics.
I know I know, don't judge me.

I tune it out. I was not even listening when a couple nights ago, My husband was grading papers on the kitchen table and one of my more ...umm... vulgar songs came on.
All of the sudden he started laughing and then just howled. He yelled, "Jan! That would make a porn star blush!"

well... that was what was playing when the little old ladies came to the door.
Either they were intrigued or felt my soul was in dire need of saving. It took them five minutes to leave.

 

[Pork Pie]

Tad unfair, but bearing in mind your chores, I'll take it with good grace. Maybe use the stupid black and white pillows to clean the windows ?

 

[Tumbling K]

if you aren't feeling up to it sour, maybe you can hire a surrogate husband to fulfill those duties?

 

[sourland]

Why would I want a surrogate husband - too old to switch, and it's 'not a choice'.

 

[Pork Pie]

Battery operated ones gotta be cheaper ?

 

[WVduckchick]

The two guys I feel are like minded and upon whom I can depend have not helped me. What's a man to do? Wonder where that glass cleaner is.

You are asking the wrong gender.

Tad unfair, but bearing in mind your chores, I'll take it with good grace. Maybe use the stupid black and white pillows to clean the windows ?

prove my point one time

if you aren't feeling up to it sour, maybe you can hire a surrogate husband to fulfill those duties?

prove my point again

 

[3goodeggs]

 

[sourland]

They have battery operated surrogate husbands? You mean like robots? Or are the two of you being evil?

 

[Pork Pie]

Surely Sour, would we?

 

[Tumbling K]

Why would I want a surrogate husband - too old to switch, and it's 'not a choice'.

maybe just a "pick me up"

worked wonders for Bob

They have battery operated surrogate husbands? You mean like robots? Or are the two of you being evil?

you never can tell about WV........