Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[LibRat]

"The chickens have spotted your pillow. Oops now they're scratching... must be serious. They're down. I think you lost your pillow."

 

[cluckcrazy]

"Fly my little fluffy butt!!!" Me having flying lessons with the girls.

I did that too. They were pretty good at it!

 

[RaZ]

"wow" I said as a 14 week old Sebright pullet jumped up and flew from ground level to the top of my garage, about 15 feet away.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"wow" I said as a 14 week old Sebright pullet jumped up and flew from ground level to the top of my garage, about 15 feet away.

Impressive little chickie!!!

 

[Chickies4ever]

*In the store with mom* Me- " Is there any muck boot stores around here? I need a new pair!"
Mom- " You are SUCH a farmer!"
Me- Thanks mom )))

 

[chickenlver2013]

"Get your beak off that!!"
"Just because the door on the run is open doesn't mean come out!"
"GIRLS!!! You guys are in so much trouble!!"
*one of my hens got out of the run and I left the door open so she could get in* "Dummy, the door is open." "You can't go through the fence." "You just passed it!!"
"Wait your turn! I can only break the bread in pieces so fast."
"Stop and let me check your butt out!!"
* fussing at my rooster Domino (BB Red Dutch Bantam)* "Domino, honey I know you want to make the flock bigger, but you can't make 10 week old pullets lay eggs!! They are just kids!! Loretta and Dingo are still popping those eggs out."
"Wow, you three really get the "smarts" from your father and the looks from your mother."

 

[chickzndahood]

"YOU GOT POOP IN MY HAIR!!!" (one of my chicks got out of the brooder and started climbing onto my shoulder and pooped.

)

 

[chickenlver2013]

"YOU GOT POOP IN MY HAIR!!!" (one of my chicks got out of the brooder and started climbing onto my shoulder and pooped.  )

awwwww it loves you xD

 

[graciesmum]

No it's not time to cuddle, now get off my shoulder and go to bed

 

[PekinBantam]

(Me checking on the chickens in the barn at night.) "If any of you poop on me, it's a one-way ticket to KFC's!"