Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Wolftalk]

"Anyone want a rooster?"

"Why is your chicken eating the paint off the deck again?"

"Watch out for "chicken poop feet""

"Where is that friggin chicken scrap bucket??"

ohhh how bout this one...

"For the thenth time....please sweep the mulch back in the garden where it belongs!"

 

[bnjrob]

Had someone discussing their chick that had been ill but was improving and even farting. I actually asked if chicken farts smell. I never had a desire to know that until now....

 

[wvgal61]

Lol (stupid kindle auto correct)

 

[Graven Image]

Me: *sniffs box that chicks came in* Mom, i see what you mean about this smell.

Dad: Its... FOUL.

 

[PeuAPeu]

I really like this thread. Been making me laugh all morninhg

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

Quote:
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good one!

Oh. Thank you. I actually gave my friend my mellowest chicken to hold and she totally was in love with chickens after that. I'm Such an Enabler ...

 

[KrazyKhick]

"I love fluffy butts!"

"YES! Pooh on my flowers"

 

[Jubilee1111]

Something I definitely never said to a stranger before I got into chickens -


"Nice cock!"

 

[NYRIR]

Watching a commercial for shampoo with my DD...

"Wow, her hair is so pretty! Looks just like a Buff Orpington!"

True story....

 

[HappyPlace]

Said to dog: "Quit playing with the chicks and get your behind in the house!"

Said to my ladies' roo (a few times, I might add): "Penguin!! Such a good boy!! Did you just 'take care of' one of your girls?!? Such a good boy..." (The last sentence may have been said in baby talk... :/)

"For crying out loud, Martha... Just lay your egg and quit complaining!"

"Scaredy Cat! For the last time...! You come at me one more time and I'm letting the dog have you, mister! Now stop it and be a good boy!"

"SHE DID THE SQUAT FOR ME!!"

"Well... I broke the broody, but there's already another one trying for it..."

"Thank God the dog knows the routine... I almost forgot to check on the girls..."