Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[little farmer]

Me:"Aw darn!! Forgot the corn at the feed store again!!''
Bisquick: BOook!!!
Me: What??? I'm a busy girl Bissy!!
Bisquick: Bok boook book.
Me: I know, I know. I'll get more when I go next time.
Bisquick: Bok!
Me: High five??!!

 

[bruceha2000]

overheard: "Her butt fluff is so soft! I just want to rub my face in it!"

 

[Shades of Blue]

overheard: "Her butt fluff is so soft! I just want to rub my face in it!"

oh my...........

 

[Coupe]

This isnt about a chicken but my duck
"Omg Elvis just ate my goldfish!!!"
He had managed to get in my goldfish pond.

As for the chickens
"why dont you go play with your chicken!"
"watch out for landmines!"

 

[little farmer]

"Oh my Bisquick!! You don't have a tail!' --Bisquick is molting. XD

 

[tadpole98]

'omg awkward teen stage, hun, you really need to grow your other feathers out. QUICK!! BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE SEES

(That might not make sense, but i have a silkie who i talk nonsense to all the time, haha)

 

[little farmer]

Me:"Guys, don't tell Mom that I took a popsicle!!
Chickens: Book!!!
Me: And don't eat it either!!!
Chickens: Bok Booook!!!

 

[bruceha2000]

Me:"Guys, don't tell Mom that I took a popsicle!!
Chickens: Book!!!
Me: And don't eat it either!!!
Chickens: Bok Booook!!!

NOT the sort of thing we would be saying this time of year!

Bruce

 

[little farmer]

Quote: Haha, yea.

I eat popsicles year round.

 

[Puddin Fluff]

That was from my daughter. I believe my statement that followed was something like " You do know what comes out right above the butt fluff, right?"

(BYW how do you get the box in a box quote? I can do a multi but I don't know how people do the box in a box?)