Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[prosnow]

"Stop pecking my toe rings!"

"Chickalanche!"

 

[BullChick]

While laying in bed, I had to breathe deep to determine if I was smelling a rotten egg in the incubator, or a dog fart.

 

[BullChick]

While laying in bed, I had to breathe deep to determine if I was smelling a rotten egg in the incubator, or a dog fart.

 

[BullChick]

While laying in bed, I had to breathe deep to determine if I was smelling a rotten egg in the incubator, or a dog fart.

 

[GrammaNeceto3]

When ever I cook at a friends or relatives house I usually ask "Where's your chicken bucket?" for the scraps I have in my hands. And when I go out to eat with my kids they say to me 'Mom, don't you dare ask for a doggie bag for the table scraps" They know me too well.

 

[Retvi]

"No, you can not breast feed!"
"Stop kissing on the chicks!" (To my daughter.)

 

[BantyChickenLuv]

"Cochins, WHAT are you doing??"

 

[SoftBoiled]

"Do you think your husband would help me install my chicken nipples?"

[said to a chicken friend on a crowded commuter train... heads turned]

 

[cluckcluckluke]

Parent : What do you need that for.

Me: ....dont ask silly questions dad, you know

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[PekinBantam]

"Mom! Come look! The chickens are playing football with your apple core!"

"Make some extra spaghetti for the hens. They'll think it' a bunch of worms."

"Dad! Jenna (My mix breed hen) is eating the dog food again!"

Me "You want to go in the feed drawer again, don't you?" My mix breed chick Ryback (R.I.P) "Peet peeeet?"