Well, I didn't think I'd ever have anything new to add to this great thread, but then today I surprised myself. It's the rainy season now, and I've taken to putting a hat on before going out to feed them. One pullet insists on jumping onto my back anytime I even slightly bend over, as she did today. I don't mind her on my back, but my hat must've made my head look like an even better (and higher!) perch, so up she went. To which I said aloud to no one but the open air:
"Seriously? Do I HAVE to have a chicken on my head?!"
"Seriously? Do I HAVE to have a chicken on my head?!"