Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[ke5hde]

"Hey, can you hold her while I look at her butt?"

Too funny, but very true.

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Crap. That means I'll be there later than the girls' bedtime!"

 

[LibRat]

The people I work with know about my crazy chickens and save stuff for them but we hired a new girl and she was getting ready to scrape a plate into the garbage disposal and the other girl says "No! We put that in a ziplock bag for Cheryl" she looked at her like she was nuts.

 

[chickencrazy429]

The people I work with know about my crazy chickens and save stuff for them but we hired a new girl and she was getting ready to scrape a plate into the garbage disposal and the other girl says "No! We put that in a ziplock bag for Cheryl" she looked at her like she was nuts.

HA!!! That's too funny!!!

 

[cknnewbie]

The people I work with know about my crazy chickens and save stuff for them but we hired a new girl and she was getting ready to scrape a plate into the garbage disposal and the other girl says "No! We put that in a ziplock bag for Cheryl" she looked at her like she was nuts.

Ah, your new moniker is Cheryl the Bag Lady

 

[CherishHolland]

Thaddeus my head is not for roosting on now get off there,said to my frizzle bantam cochin who insisted on trying to sleep on my head.

Destiny I don't care if Bandit gave you the stink eye that is no reason to beat up on a 7 week old silkie you meanie!

Mean Gene I don't care how mad you are at me but you are getting a bath I am not going to allow you to walk around with poop on your head. Gene is my bantam silver phoenix,who rules the coop and I guess while he was walking under the roost he got pooed on.

Pablo you can not mount Franny she is only 6 weeks old,I don't care if she looks like you you are not corrupting her at an early age .

Said while playing the guess my gender game with one of our Australorps Pippy are you a rooster or a pullet? Bwok answers Pippy who then looks down between her legs and looks back up at us and goes Bwok bwok again,thank goodness Pippy is a confirmed pullet.

Hey honey turn on the tv me ok I opened the door to the chicken room he looked at me and shook his head

 

[RaZ]

"I wish I had some chicken poop to look at."

Regarding my new stereoscopic microscope...

 

[chickenlver2013]

"Alright chill I'm getting the bread! Just let me break it up in pieces." *me saying to my girls trying to tear the plastic bag*

"Shew! I went on vacation and I come back home to a stunck up hen house."

"These fireworks are going to make the girls lay 3-4 eggs tonight" *said last night*

 

[TheCrazyClucker]

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Yes, lol. That happened when my WFBS had vent gleet.

 

[chickensval]

Yes, lol. That happened when my WFBS had vent gleet.

What I say when I suspect pasty butt...