Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[BullChick]

had to visit a neighbor about a quarter mile up the road...
ME: "Please feed your birds"
Them: "why?"
Me: "Clearly, they are very hungry. they are at my house begging for food"

followed by an explanation of contaminating my flocks yard with their poop being an undesirable factor...

Maybe their flock just knows how good you are to yours. Blame ROGER.

 

[Malibu99]

"There's a spider on my pants!! Oh wait, nevermind, just chicken poo."

I was freaking out thinking there was a spider on my pants. Turned out it was just chicken poop.

 

[AK Baha]

Me to the wife:Is that oatmeal for me or the chickens?

Me to the grand kids; Don't wear those shoes in the house those are my chicken poo shoes!!

 

[chickencrazy429]

Mom: What are you doing out here?!
Me: Just, ya know, having a shouting contest with Hedwig... (my chicken)

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"Okay, I'll go out in just a minute so you can get your beauty sleep!"

(Talking to one of my hens who gets mad if I stay in the coop too long at night.)

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hedwig, there are literally four different nestboxes, and Bisquick is using one. Pick a different one."

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"Sure, you can fly onto my arm. Just make sure your aim is good."

 

[TommyDaDelaware]

Lol. Just today I had a spanish oral interview. When asked when was a time I had fear I responded that I had a rooster who attacked everyone and I was scared everytime I walked outside my house the past summer. After I told my story about Tommy (in spanish of course) I was asked in English if Gallina was Chicken or hen. and i said hen (When in the interview I had said "gallo" to mean rooster) and the teacher asked me "So a chicken and a hen are the same thing? When do you use hen?" and I told him how a female chicken is a hen, and a male chicken is a rooster... And he understood but was amazed that a rooster was still a "Chicken", as was a hen.

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"Oh well, it's only a little bit of poop." After accidentally setting my hand down and one finger got some fresh droppings on it.

 

[BunnyLover44]

"There's a spider on my pants!! Oh wait, nevermind, just chicken poo."

I was freaking out thinking there was a spider on my pants. Turned out it was just chicken poop.

Lol