Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[heartsizedfarm]

Honey why is our rooster hanging out in the bathroom?
(Easy, silly. Old guy needs a little spa time in minus forty degrees!)

 

[MEMama3]

To Cupcake who was pecking Whatknot "How would you like me to come over there and peck you, you big bully?"

I've threatened that.

 

[BunnyLover44]

"I just LOVE to rub those fluffy butts!"

So true!

 

[chickencrazy429]

*filling up water in the mudroom, I walk out*
HENS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE?!?!?!

 

[PekinBantam]

Me: "Cookie! Get off the roof!"
Cookie (a mix breed hen): "Buk buk bugawk!"
Me: "You can't lay eggs on the roof!"

 

[Lacey1988]

Doctor: How did you hurt your shoulder?
Me: Running from a rooster.

Which by the way was the strangest most embarrassing trip to the ER I mean even the nurses laughed. Me sitting there in agony and everyone is giggling I should've just gotten spurred.

 

[Nevaschickens]

Me: Jewels, you can't fit through the doggie door! It's for doggies!
Jewels: Bawk! (Proably a smart remark I don't wanna hear)
Me: You can't come steal treats from the kitchen!

 

[BullChick]

I am huffing Vet Rx because I have no Vicks.

 

[chickencrazy429]

Buttermilk: BOK BOOOOK BOOOOOOOOK!!!!
Me: BUTTER I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT-
Buttermilk: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!
Me: BUTTER DON'T SASS ME!!!

 

[roostersandhens]

I never even said the word "Australorp" before I had chickens! Or any breed. I guess Leghorn when I talk about Foghorn Leghorn though..